Besides a joke about God waiting for you with an angel food cake (see what I did there?), I was thinking about the silver lining to all of this for you. What seems to stand out to me is that after the dust settles from your current situations, and it will eventually settle - it always does, you are going to be tempered to face literally anything life can throw at you. Regular life stress? Ha! It’s nothing. Big life problem? Pssh! Still just a blip on the radar. You are extraordinary and one day Tarentino will make a movie about you because you’ve kicked so much ass. Love and hugs to you and the BCs.