Can you gain lost nutrition from masturbation by swallowing your semen?

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by Sjoerddegraaf, Apr 12, 2019.

  1. need4realchg

    need4realchg Fapstronaut

    They call them biscuits. Not sandwiches ... lol.
     
  2. Holy fuck, our great leader is a shitposter

    Now that I think of it, selling nutrition-rich semen could be the kind of hustle to solve nofap's financial problems
     
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  3. u376

    u376 Fapstronaut

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    Semen is good for teeth :p
     

  4. Your swallowing kids , so no
     
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  5. Fausterity

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  6. Nick:3

    Nick:3 Fapstronaut

    don't forget the cucumber and bannanas ;) xD
     
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  7. Alexander

    Alexander Website Admin
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    A cup of semen a day keeps the doctor away.
     
  8. I think i'll stick with an apple ;)
     
  9. blacklabel92

    blacklabel92 Fapstronaut

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    Im crying rn. XD
     
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  10. Raphael Pereira

    Raphael Pereira Fapstronaut

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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    OMG, I can't believe i'm reading this.
     
  11. Deadlihood

    Deadlihood Fapstronaut

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    SIG’d
     
  12. Vandermeer

    Vandermeer Fapstronaut

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    Excellent advice, just do not forget to get a PrEP recipe by your doctor, just in case the superpowers of immunity might be delayed or interrupted, because the semen was not exclusivly from vitale and energetic males only, but a foul porn addict by accident. (happens on datings apps, sometimes they crawl these places) Enjoy your sunday everybody.
     
  13. M.S.H.

    M.S.H. Fapstronaut

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    lol, this guy got rekt! :D
     
  14. Pity

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    I thought I was the most sarcastic -when it really matters - best exploiter of foolishness - most serious and just the best at this type of satire
    and now there's this guy too!
    But I dont fee like going into everything that's wrong with this post
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    Its too funny
     
  15. kropo82

    kropo82 Fapstronaut

    Definitely trolling. We should report him to the mods and have him banned from the site.
     

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