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How to avoid wet dreams (10 simple steps)

Discussion in 'Rebooting - Porn Addiction Recovery' started by Clumsy, Sep 17, 2014.

  1. monkotto

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    had cold showers several times in the beginning - was really helpful.
     
  2. Z_the_B

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    I think exercise, meditation, a good diet and a happy mindset i.e a clean conscience and being productive or having fun or both lol ......is an answer to everything.
     
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  3. Clumsy

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    Maybe, but using blankets and covers will just contribute to wet dreams, and making dreams more erotic. Hard beds will strengthen the constitution.
     
  4. Clumsy

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    I think that you will soon change side! ;)
     
  5. Clumsy

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    Yes I apply cold water to my organ for about 5-10 minutes every night before going to bed. This has also alleviated the irritation. It is a thunder treatment for semen and precum leakage.
     
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  6. Clumsy

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    And there's some evidence that cold water creates an electrical reaction - though a minor one, but still, old psychiatry would put insane people in cold water (kind of the same as electrical therapy) and it somewhat improved their condition slightly. I believe that it speeds up cell repairing.
     
  7. monkotto

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    not in this life!

    i am afraid you want to do tests on me.
     
  8. Thackeray

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    Interesting stuff, I'll have to try it at some point.
     
  9. Clumsy

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    Honestly I would like to use you all to my experiments for the purpose of my scientific research on masturbation.
     
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  10. Clumsy

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    Try it, just take a shower, shower full body in cold water for a few minutes. Do not go too hard here at first attempts, and do not use icecold water. Masturbators are so weakened in vitality that they can get dizzy by this violent treatment. Dizziness and fainting are the dangers here. Use it right and you will feel incredibly refreshed.
     
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  11. Thackeray

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    Sorry, Dr Clumsy. Use of the words 'organ' and 'precum leakage' should be banned.
    That being said, I award you one point for bravery and commitment. I'll dip my gonads in the sink of cold water tonight too.
     
  12. monkotto

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    how much can we earn in your lab? :)
     
  13. Thackeray

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    I will, but I need your courage. I shriek and scream like an old woman when the water goes cold in the shower.
     
  14. Clumsy

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    Masturbators sense of balance are also more easily affected by rides. I could not even do a somersault before without getting slightly dizzy. Now I can do them without problem.
     
  15. Thackeray

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    Lab? I'm thinking a rickety old shed, only lit by candlelight, and filled with anti-masturbation books from the 18th century. On the wall a self-portrait of an angry looking clumsy holding a picket sign that reads 'BAN THIS FILTH'.
     
  16. Clumsy

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    Since I don't expect this sick perverted society to contribute to my very important research that could save mankind for the most of evils, I would be totally dependent on volunteers.
     
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  17. Thackeray

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    What would your clinic/centre/lab be called?
     
  18. monkotto

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    and again tears in the eyes.

    ok clumsy i will work for free. but promise me that you will not remove my testicles.
     
  19. Clumsy

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    There's a reason why our ancestors so desperately fought against influences of this kind. There's a reason why they kept a close watch on their children, there's a reason why they were strict and didn't allow girls and boys sleep in the same bedrooms. The reason: They knew the how destructive sex and masturbation was in developmental years. It completely wrecks the development of a healthy mind and body, especially in excesses.

    That's the greatest danger. The greatest danger is not a mature person masturbating thrice a week. They're already fully developed, just as a person smoking marijuana does not risk heavy trauma in mature age - but when used in early ages, it's very harmful. Same with masturbation.

    I know several people who started masturbation at a very, very early age. They're all a bit slow, lacks vigorous bodies and all of them suffers from some kind of mental disorders. Two of them are almost retarded, nowhere near as smart as they would have been if they wouldnt have masturbated.
     
  20. Clumsy

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    I don't know :eek: Maybe "The Institute Of Sexual Hygiene", or something similar :D
     

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