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How to avoid wet dreams (10 simple steps)

Discussion in 'Rebooting - Porn Addiction Recovery' started by Clumsy, Sep 17, 2014.

  1. monkotto

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    like you mentioned before. simply with nails.
     
  2. Thackeray

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    I don't like the idea of being the good doctor's guinea pig. If he had us working for him, he'd start us on some kind of painful enema treatment. An experiment on wet dreams, no doubt. Enema whilst in sleep.
     
  3. Thackeray

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    Probably. That or he sleeps with a cardboard cutout of Angela Merkal.
     
  4. monkotto

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    that is possible.

    or he will cut out that part of the brain which creates dreams.

    and angela merkel is a beauty queen - she has her own style.
     
  5. monkotto

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    abel,

    i had so much fun here today.

    dr. clumsy is from another world.

    :)
     
  6. Clumsy

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    You could at least sticky my list in new thread? I really think it would be helpful for a lot of guys.
     
  7. Thackeray

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    Not many, if any threads get a sticky, clumsy. You'd be best of adding it as link in your signature along with other useful links, such as your journal.

    Start off a positives/benefits of nofap thread soon, dude. You're really good with those lists.
     
  8. Clumsy

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    I will, but having a list of symptoms caused by masturbation is kind of the same as having list of the benefits. :p Cause those symptoms are the areas that will improve, but I'm thinking about writing a mini-book about this. I try to list everything I can come over.
     
  9. Thackeray

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    Any thread with Clumsy is both thought-provoking and unintentionally funny at the same time.
     
  10. Thackeray

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    Good point. A mini-book could be a idea too, something which you could link and share.

    Hope to god that's not a freudian slip, doctor.;)
     
  11. monkotto

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    clumsy any time you need a laboratory human - feel free to write me.

    i am quite pain resistant. i will support you.

    but whatever happens - freedom for wet dreams! :cool:
     
  12. Clumsy

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    It was indeed.
     
  13. Clumsy

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    Sure! When I have my lab you will be the first person to receive a PM.
     
  14. Thackeray

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    The next morning, you get a knock at the door and two rough looking characters are there. They grab you, knock you out, put a blindfold on you and bundle you into the back of a dirty white van. Hours later, you find yourself tied up in Clumsy's shed.

    "Who are you?" you cry, yelping.
    "Who am I!?" a voice shouts back.
    "Yes, you. What do you want from me? What have I done?"
    "My name is DOCTOR CLUMSY" Says clumsy, now emerging from the shadows.
    "CLUMSY! Mein Gott!..About being a volunteer...I was only joking."
    "Now for the first experiment, Otto.. THE ICE COLD WET DREAM ENEMA for wet dream prevention."
    Monkotto faints. Clumsy sighs.

    THE END.
     
  15. Clumsy

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    And then monkotto's genitals are cold damaged and we have to castrate him.
     
  16. monkotto

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    a very good script - could probably become a blockbuster.

    in real life clumsy would never harm me - he would only make some harmless tests. :)
     
  17. monkotto

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    without genitals fapping is impossible or?
     
  18. Clumsy

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    Indeed thackeray possess some serious creativity.

    I would not want you to turn into an eunuch, so castration is out of question.

    By the way, castrated eunuchs don't ever develop normally, neither their intelligence. Proves that sexuality is a huge part of development. And we all know that masturbation is castration gradually. ;)
     
  19. monkotto

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    dr. clumsy and thackeray i had really fun here today. thumbs up.

    but now i have to drink my milk and go sleeping. i hope i will have a great wet dream.

    see you!
     
  20. Clumsy

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    Good night man

    Succubus is on vacation, sorry.
     

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