Bingles
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Bingles

Fapstronaut, Male, 17, from Scotland

I despise Mario Kart. I hate it so much. May 7, 2024 at 10:14 AM

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    1. Bingles
      Bingles
      Tokyo derby tomorrow, I'll probably watch it on rewind while making my morning cuppa.
    2. Bingles
      Bingles
      I am at the lowest I have been for a while. I shaved for the first time in two weeks, I look so old. Trying but life throws curveballs.
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      2. Ghost️
        Ghost️
        It’s a tough situation, but congratulations on the upcoming graduation. Are you looking forward to university?
        Apr 11, 2024
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      3. Bingles
        Bingles
        University? I'm not rich enough for that. I'll probably be working at my brother's ice cream shop part-time. Unless I land a sweet deal through my college course then that is my future. I don't have the smarts, the credentials or the money for university. I am doing a university-level course but that's only a pathway for the second year of uni.
        Apr 12, 2024
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      4. Bingles
        Bingles
        My school doesn't do graduation ceremonies, we get a day to ourselves then at the end get forced to leave by the staff. No handshake or piece of paper. Guess we don't have the budget, we don't have working toilets so it makes sense. They want us gone as soon as the bell rings.
        Apr 12, 2024
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    3. Bingles
      Bingles
      Gen alpha sibling is watching YouTube shorts, it's GTA with a purple minion kicking NPCs while Arabic dance music plays. Truly magnificent.
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    4. Bingles
      Bingles
      11 O'clock, it is 2 hours past bedtime. I need to sleep better.
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      2. Bingles
        Bingles
        I feel like garbage, I don't want a job. I don't want to be an adult. I am too stupid to function as a person. I can't tie my shoelaces let alone get a job. My credentials mean nothing, universities want 5 A's at Higher but give free entrance to migrant students who don't even have half of that because they have money. It sucks.
        Apr 10, 2024
      3. Bingles
        Bingles
        I give up, idgaf about my exams this year. For the first time in years I feel relaxed and comfy. I feel so old, where did the time go? It was all wasted stressing over this credentialist rubbish, so some employer can use me as a wage slave.
        Apr 10, 2024
    5. Bingles
      Bingles
      Aaaaand the game is off, great. Stay classy, Dundee. I've seen non-league teams in the 12th tier with better playable pitches than that.
      1. Bingles
        Bingles
        Ruined my chow mein takeaway too. £14 wasted to watch a game called off for incompetency.
        Apr 10, 2024
      2. Bingles
        Bingles
        Ordered a vegetable side portion of chow mein and got a beef one instead that tastes like it's been cooked with lukewarm tap water. I'm ordering a McDonald's instead, this is madness.
        Apr 10, 2024
    6. Bingles
      Bingles
      It's been months since I last viewed P. I feel happier and my mind is clearer.
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      3. Don80
        Don80
        Thank you Bingles, I needed that comment to stay on track.
        Apr 10, 2024
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      4. Ghost️
        Ghost️
        @Bingles, you're one porn-free cool cat! Stay classy!
        Apr 10, 2024
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      5. Bingles
        Bingles
        Cheers lads. This has been a necessary step to achieving my life goals and I am proud to have done it.
        Apr 10, 2024
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    7. IGY
      IGY
      So, I have watched the first series of Traces set in Dundee. It was pretty good overall. I found the lead character Emma incredibly irritating, but that's just me lol. :D
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      3. Bingles
        Bingles
        Chicken korma. For me, the sweetness balances out the flavour. Never been a fan of raw spice.
        Apr 12, 2024
      4. IGY
        IGY
        Great! I was sure you would love that. Chicken Malayan is basically the same with the addition of pineapple pieces. Chicken Kashmir is basically the same but with banana pieces. And the one that is a bit different (but even nicer IMO) is Butter Chicken. It is really creamy and delicious. ;)
        Apr 12, 2024
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      5. Bingles
        Bingles
        My old barber is from the Kashmir region of Pakistan, he cooked amazing food. Always had cricket on the telly, wish I learned Urdu so I could speak to him. I'll give both Chicken Kashmir and Butter Chicken a try. Thank you IGY. :>
        Apr 13, 2024
    8. Bingles
      Bingles
      My screen time average is 7 hours. My brain is turning to mush, these forums are helpful but being online only perpetuates the issue.
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      3. En?gmatic
        En?gmatic
        Many times my screen time is me trying to connect to my wifi since I live in a bunker, but also because I leave it turned on and listen to something while I do other stuff.
        Apr 8, 2024
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      4. Ghost️
        Ghost️
        Take a break if you need to, you know we’ll still be around. I don’t think NoFap is going anywhere anytime soon. I could be wrong though.
        Apr 8, 2024
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      5. Bingles
        Bingles
        Maybe I'm just online too much since it's the holidays. I need to clear my head. Schools start back again next Monday and I have a week left before graduation.
        Apr 10, 2024
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    9. Bingles
      Bingles
      Alright, switching off my brain for tonight. Tomorrow I am wanting to start learning a language, practice art and play a new video game.
    10. Bingles
      Bingles
      Woke up 8 O'clock today, had my breakfast, watched football and relaxed. I am at peace for the first time in years. Bliss.
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      2. Bingles
        Bingles
        I have time to do whatever I want now that I am pretty much graduated. I don't care how my exams go tbh considering I already have a college place. As long as I am happy I will keep going.
        Apr 7, 2024
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      3. Bingles
        Bingles
        Alarm set for 7:15 tomorrow, I'll wake up, do my usual routine, take a cold shower, go for a walk and plan what to do. No more schoolwork to push me into backlog misery. No more dumb rote learning. I am FREE ! ! !
        Apr 7, 2024
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    11. Bingles
      Bingles
      Tried taking a cold shower tonight, got halfway on the setting and noped out. It's been freezing all day and I'm too tired.
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      3. Bingles
        Bingles
        10 minutes if I do it gradually, 5 if it's super cold from the get-go.
        Apr 7, 2024
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      4. silex_jedi
        silex_jedi
        i wouldn't recommend doing it before sleep, but as you think is best. 5 minutes is enough and even great for mood and energy!
        Apr 8, 2024
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      5. Bingles
        Bingles
        It's the opposite, it makes me sleep like a baby. The warmth of my clothes doesn't feel sickly and stuffy like when I take hot showers, but cozy. My body feels softer and less tense.
        Apr 10, 2024
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    12. Bingles
      Bingles
      3-3 Rangers v Celtic, what a game. 'MON THE GERS!
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      2. onceaking
        onceaking
        It was a great game. It's going to be interesting to see who win the Premiership.
        Apr 9, 2024
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      3. Bingles
        Bingles
        I still think we have a chance at getting the title if we play our cards right. Celtic have had some bitterly woeful results against far worse teams. We need to snip out the weakest links and get our injured players back into the XI ASAP for the game at Parkhead. There are still seven more games to go until the end of the season. We face Hearts on the 21st, Celtic face Aberdeen the day before.
        Apr 10, 2024
      4. Bingles
        Bingles
        Post-split fixtures will be tough, a lot of the games for Celtic up until now have been bottom-table fixtures and they still struggled. Kilmarnock won 2-1, Motherwell 1-1 draw, Hearts 2-0 at Tynecastle. But saying that, we lost 2-1 to Motherwell, drawed against Aberdeen and scraped a draw against Hearts. So we are both equally as shite.
        Apr 10, 2024
    13. IGY
      IGY
      I've started watching the first episode of Traces on the BBC iPlayer. It is set in Dundee, so you came to mind straightaway. :)
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      3. Bingles
        Bingles
        Anyway I'm off for a walk, my legs are stiff. Ciao. :>
        Apr 7, 2024
      4. IGY
        IGY
        Hove was a separate town and much newer. But now they are joined at the hip. I think each place has their derelict areas and upmarket areas. Roedean School for girls aged 11 to 18, is an independent boarding and day school. Roedean Village on the outskirts of Brighton is festooned with millionaires. But next to it is a rundown scheme called Whitehawk. Another strange juxtaposition.
        Apr 7, 2024
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      5. IGY
        IGY
        Ciao :)
        Apr 7, 2024
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    14. Bingles
      Bingles
      Rangers game today lads, looking forward to it.
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    15. Bingles
      Bingles
      Took a cold shower, decided to put the setting full-max and went in. I could feel my face numbing with pain but it was euphoric.
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      2. Bingles
        Bingles
        He is the freshest cat of all. Everyone mixed up Mr Fresh and Mr Shock since they are the two most popular cats. Sometimes other animals show up too. The hedgehogs live underneath the feeders so the cats coexist with them.
        Apr 7, 2024
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      3. Bingles
        Bingles
        I'm gonna go make a cup of tea, it was nice chatting with you.
        Apr 7, 2024
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      4. White Sheep
        White Sheep
        Thanks for sharing and enjoy your tea:)
        Apr 7, 2024
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    16. Bingles
      Bingles
      Love being British.
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      2. silex_jedi
        silex_jedi
        how do you feel about Robin William's (RIP) take on golf?
        Apr 6, 2024
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      3. Bingles
        Bingles
        Robin William is 100% correct, golf is a weird and dumb sport for sadists. He visited my home city of Dundee often and golf is huge here (I live 5 minutes from a golf course for reference. He used to drink at the Windmall Bar in the Hilltown area where my dad lived. Before he was a full-time comedian, he did stand-up there. Sadly it's gone, like every piece of history left in this cursed country...
        Apr 6, 2024
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      4. Bingles
        Bingles
        Dundee is a weird place since in many ways, it's just another generic post-industrial backwater. But every street here has history and we have our own unique identity. Makes me proud to be Scottish. Wish we could preserve our history and heritage but we're becoming assimilated into a globalist world devoid of individuality.
        Apr 6, 2024
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    17. Bingles
      Bingles
      Relapsed to a YouTube clip of a frosted donut. Not my proudest moment.
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      3. Ghost️
        Ghost️
        Exactly! It’s a bump in the road, keep on driving!
        Apr 6, 2024
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      4. +TenPercent
        +TenPercent
        I heard a glazed donut joke once, I don't remember how it went exactly . . . but it was triggering. But even the peach emoji can trigger me. I agree with Ghost. Let it go and move on.
        Apr 6, 2024
      5. Bingles
        Bingles
        Doesn't bug me too much, kind of funny how little p phases me now. I hold no interest in deliberately seeing it unless I am on a very, very long streak. The fact I relapsed to a donut of all things is both humorous and positive.
        Apr 6, 2024
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    18. Bingles
      Bingles
      Took a cold shower for the 3rd day in a row. Blocked all forms of social media (including plebbit) indefinitely. This is the one lads.
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      3. Ghost️
        Ghost️
        Wait, is plebbit reddit?
        Apr 5, 2024
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      4. Bingles
        Bingles
        Yep. I despise that cursed mid-wit site.
        Apr 5, 2024
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      5. Ghost️
        Ghost️
        Brilliant! I shall now henceforth call it plebbit!
        Apr 5, 2024
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    19. Semtex
      Semtex
      bing bing bong bong bing bing bing
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      2. One Eyed Owl
        One Eyed Owl
        What did I just read?
        Apr 4, 2024
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      3. Bingles
        Bingles
        this is my jam
        Apr 5, 2024
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    20. Bingles
      Bingles
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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      2. En?gmatic
        En?gmatic
        mepistsaaaaaaa
        Apr 1, 2024
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      3. Bingles
        Bingles
        basado
        Apr 5, 2024
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Jul 21, 2006 (Age: 17)
    Location:
    Scotland
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    I am a student trying to keep away from pornography and NSFW stuff. I like video games, classical music, reading, geography/culture, languages and self-improvement. :emoji_flag_gb:

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