Happy Halloween! Courtesy the Zombie Land Rules website... Cardio - you have to be in shape to win at nofap. The Double Tap - double tap any incoming drones. Don't ever think you are in the clear. Beware of Bathrooms - no fapping on the toilet (seriously). Wear seatbelts (protect yourself in the event of a relapse, make sure and kill some zombies while you are at it). No attachments (get rid of your stash). Skillet - No fapping on weekends. Wait it out. Travel light - be ready to move at a moment's notice. Get a kick ass partner. Accountability partners rock. Get one. With your bare hands (they don't belong down there during reboot). Don’t swing low (keep it above the belt. Fair fight please). Use your foot (kick the habit). Bounty paper towels (clean up your mess and move on with your life). Shake it off (if you fall, get back up). Always carry a change of underwear (you are going to need it some nights). Bowling ball. They are going to get heavy. Get used to it (see rule 1). Opportunity knocks. Be ready for the rest of your life. Be a hero. We can win the fight. Limber up. Make a good flexible plan to win. Break it up. Stop before you go too far. It's a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint then sprint. Avoid strip clubs. When in doubt, know your way out (have a bullet proof plan). Ziplock (keep the pants on and zipped up). Use your thumbs (hit the panic button if you need to). Shoot first (kill the threat and ask questions later). A little sunscreen never hurt anybody (protect yourself). Incoming! Double-knot your shoes. The buddy system. Accountability reference number two. Pack your stain stick. Talk small and carry a big stick. Check the back seat (don't let past demons get to you). Enjoy the little things. Swiss army knife (carry a big tool kit and know how to use it). Thread suggested by @ओं मणिपद्मे हूं Original Link http://www.nofap.com/forum/index.ph...day-ive-had-a-ton-of-urges.50819/#post-360895 http://www.zombielandrules.com/
