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Just thought I'd stop by!!
Dont really have an interesting story about me to say but all I want is to go a 1000 days without pmo!!! haha

okay I gotta make this post worth the time so here's some jokes I found on reddit

The genie joke:

One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp.

Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However, because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss."

So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appeared in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account.

For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lamborghini, Ferrari and Porsche appeared. At the same time two of each car appeared outside of his boss' house.

Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully," and to this the man replied, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney..."

hahaha okay here's some chuck norris jokes I found as well:

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

When Alexander Graham Bell finally finished inventing the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands. Now it's just known as the Islands.

Haha okay, sorry if this post was annoying ! I hope you all have a great day and keep fighting!!