Would You Rather? [forum game]

That last one's a little morbid ain't it?

 

Die being electrocuted.
Would you rather lick a toilet seat in a burger king or eat a dogs turd

 

Q: Would you rather die by being electrocuted, or die by being crushed?

A: I will die with a massive overdose of insulin.

Q: Would you rather die in a road traffic incident or by a terrorist atrocity?

 

I'd gladly be constantly smelly, at least then I won't die from being malnourished!

Would you rather drink baby formula for a week or Kale juice?

 

I am constantly smelly, so that is a no brainer!

Would you rather die a long, lingering death or kill yourself at a time of your choosing?

 

I'd rather die a long, lingering death.
Would you rather have a lot of money or become very famous?

 

Kale juice gladly, unsweetened, what a delight!

Would you rather run 5 miles or take a pill of mdma?

 

Run 5 miles. Drugs is bad. If you take the pill remember to stay hydrated but don't drink too much water and take your 5-htp for a week before and after you eat it.

Would you rather murder the porn producer who manipulated your sister into doing a hardcore P film or accept $1 million dollars to walk away and forget about it?

 

I would rather murder the porn dude...

Would you rather run through the street naked in the middle of winter or lick someone's armpit?

 

Depends whose armpit....probably run thru the street nakey if I didn't know whose armpit beforehand.

Would you rather travel back in time to see the middle ages or when the aliens came and built the pyramids?

 

Last time I answer my own,

I WOULD RATHER GO BACK TO SIR LANCELOT'S TIME, PULL THE SWORD FROM THE STONE, AND WED ME A FAIR PRINCESS AND THEN HOP ON A NIFTY DRAGON AND GO DISCOVER MAUI AND LIVE A HAPPY TRIBAL LIFE WITH MAH LIL HONEY DIP PRINCESS.

Would you rather travel to a distant universe and visit another planet with an awesome space crew on a sweet ship like out of Firefly or Mass Effect or would you rather be a garbage man for a couple weeks?

 

Well since the forum seems dead on Sundays I'm gonna do one more selfie response, don't blame me guys :

Deep space exploration, YES PLEASE!

Would you rather participate in a shamanic rite of passage and have revelations about that which is timeless and infinite but crap your loincloth and vomit during the journey OR would you rather surf on the Northshore and discover a chest of treasure while taking a snorkelling break, but have your hand bit off by a dwarf shark while hauling the chest to the beach?

 

Totally take the shamanic journey! I have already taken one and it was very revealing! My power animal is a turtle turns out . I am sure the medicine man or woman would not judge me shitting my pants. It might reveal even more about me.

Would you rather get eaten by a snake swallowed whole, or eaten by a lion and torn to shreds.

 

Eaten by a snake. I am sure I could figure out how to get thrown back up...

Would you rather run a marathon while really needing to poop, or have to give a heart-felt apologize to every single person you were ever mean/rude to?

 

Oops answered while you posted,

apology duh.

Eaten by a snake swallowed whole, as I would rip out of it's belly before the monster digested poor old Kenji, Kenji lives!

*NSFW Immaturity warning*
Would you rather stick your arm into a Unicorn's butt to pull out a priceless diamond or would you rather have stolen millions of worth in gems in the recent heist in London's diamond district, but have the heavy stealing karma on your consciousness?

 

Give the apology.
would you rather meet your idol or meet a woman you love?

 

I've already met a woman I love, and I'm gonna meet my idol eventually. Here's a better one: would you choose some kind of afterlife, which you have no idea about (could be bad, but very good also) or don't take any risks and just choose eternal death?