There are times when you are sitting and some "Happy thoughts" appear in your mind and then you realize that if you get up, a very embarrasing situation could happen. It happend to me many times while I was in a relationship, had to fake an stomach ache to leave the room with my honor. Share your bad times here.
LOL. Just tuck it into your waist band or carry something in front of it. This is what I did in school.