What do you call two friends who love math? Algebros. I had an argument with a 90° angle. It turns out it was right.
What did the triangle say to the circle? “You’re pointless.” What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree? Geometry.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Having taught math for six years you'd think I'd have more but this is all I've got: Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.