Instructions for a happy life

1. Floss, it's essential for good dental higiene
2. Take a long walk, now and then
3. Eat fruits, every day
4. Don't drink caffeine before bed
5. GET GOOD SLEEP
6. Accept that books loose their smell after a few years
7. Accept that the past is irreparable, that dwelling on it you make it worse
8. Dwell anyway...
9. Learn to move forward
10. Travel (alone(if you can)), avoid the tourists traps, learn "Please" and "Thank you" in the local language, and you've outdone 98,57287% of the normal tourists.
11. Acquire new talents for the sake of acquiring them, or maybe bragging
12. Exercise at least 30 minutes a day
13. Take care of your goddamn posture
14. Stand up more, sit less
15. Reflect more, over-think less
16. Say more hi's and hello's
17. Realize the sitting is killing you (literately, there is science behind this, check it ou).
18. Buy good clothes that fit well
19. Wear sunscreen
20. Always check if your system has the specks to run the game
21. Always smell the food/beverage before consuming
22. Always aim to the wall not in the water
23. Accept that there will be whole hours, days, weeks where you understand nothing and everything hurts
24. Accept that sometimes stupid people get lucky, and sometimes good people are unlucky
25. Accept that Jack Black deserves respect for being the third best singer, behind Corey Taylor from Stone Sour that is behind Corey Taylor from Slipknot (They are definitely not the same, one is from the darkness the other is from politics)
26. Its okay if you can't use chopsticks, or if you don't like sushi
27. Your are actually morally superior for disliking sushi. Also for never going to Disney
28. Accept that after you dye, in some point, no one will remember you
29. Spend more time with your parents, if they are alive
30. Argue about politics and morality if you must, but accept that most are idiots who will never change their minds and probably won't change yours, it's ok, you will slowly overcome your biases (if you are smart) but only reflecting alone.
31. Follow cutting edge physics
32. No, seriously, follow physics. The only way humans can speak Universese
33. Accept that alcohol tastes like shit, and that drinking it makes your life smell like... well, alcohol.
34. Accept that physical books are always worth the money
35. Also accept that you will never find a comfortable position to read physical books.
36. Try PDF's.
37. Buy a physical copy of your favorites digital books just for the sake of it, maybe lend them to someone.
38. Accept that 85,14279% of youtubers and 79,9118% of online personalities are douches.
39. Learn to understand sarcasm
40. But avoid using sarcasm
41. Accept that no one is in charge (Not even Barack Obama).
42. Accept that no one has all the answers (Not even Einstein)
43. Accept that no one is going to be able to teach you 100% properly (not even Richard Feynman).
44. Don't watch Supernatural if you wish to conserve your sanity
45. Learn logic, memorize all fallacies and start naming the fallacies that people use
46. Be the who always says "Define 'FILL IN THE BLANK_____'."
47. Alway make the bed, especially before tidying up (it makes it easier), in the morning and only use the bed to sleep.
48. Do not purchase cheap Sellotape
49. Embrace your own eccentricity, what as a kid made you weird, will make you and interesting adult.
50. Learn the name and positions of at least for constellations, you romantic life will thank you for that.
51. Learn the names of all the natural satellites from all the planets in the solar system (Mercury and Venus are out of the list, but Pluto is in it (48,5. Always insist that Pluto is a planet)).
52. Eat more veggies
53. Try to accept that happiness is not constant. It's a reward for hard and good work, so be more grateful.
54. Diet if you want to. But accept that that cookie is always more appealing.
55. Make a better, more colorful, more tasteful diet.
56. Eat the fucking cookie anyways
57. Keep a journal
58. Write more
59. Attempt to locate you passions, see if they can be monetized, if so, congrats, you have a career.
60. Prepare for failure, your either win or learn.
61. Prepare for giving up and coming back on your feet.
62. If something terrible happens, and you think it's the worst, remember that everyone has gone to similar things, and some to even worse ones.
63. Resist the depressing appeal of nihilism, if everything is pointless, do whatever you want.
64. If you go home with someone, and they don't have books... don't fuck em.
65. Buy a good mattress, and tree good pillows
66. Knock on the door before entering anywhere, except if it's you bedroom.

And lastly but most importantly:

67. Ignore everything and remember what is the most important: Floss, it's essential for good dental higiene.