Got Jokes?

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by meanbean70, Mar 9, 2017.

  1. "Sorry" doesn't bring my streak, or does it? I mean your name is @lostandfound. Why don't you live up to your name and bring it the hell back!!!!!! :mad:
     
  2. I don't have reasons to why I get triggered @HopefulChristian, it just happens. Don't question it, you've done nothing wrong.
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  3. lostandfound

    lostandfound Fapstronaut

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    You must've found some freaky shit on your search. You live you learn. I can't even imagine the messed up things that might come up when searching for camel dong on google.
     
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  4. You're damn right I found some freaky stuff. But, you know what? I forgive you dog, just be careful about what you post next time because there's always freaks out there (not me of course) who get triggered by these sorta things.
     
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  5. Hm, repeat gif offender. -5

    edit: nvm
     
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  6. PostiveChange1974

    PostiveChange1974 Fapstronaut

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    Ok..... horrible animal joke time

    (Warning.... possible triggers)

    Joke 1:
    A young man walks into a drug store, and asks the pharmacist behind the counter, if they have any 'french tickler' condoms.

    The pharmacist says, 'young man, don't you know what that will do to a woman?'

    Young man says, 'Nope. But it will make a sheep jump this high!'.

    Joke 2:
    Do you know why you should never have sex with a pig? Because they will squeal on you.

    Joke 3:
    One farmer asks another farmer, 'Joe have you ever had sex with a chicken?'
    Joe says back, 'How can you ask me that! I would never stoup that low!'
    The other farmer say, 'You don't have to stoup. They are light. Reach down and pick them up.'
     
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  7. CrushPornBeneathYourFeet

    CrushPornBeneathYourFeet Fapstronaut

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    Ayyy, LMAO! :D
     
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