"Food porn" "Nature porn" Smh

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by PaFappa the Rapper, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. PaFappa the Rapper

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    Anyone else hate seeing this now? Food is delicious. Nature is beautiful. Let's stop comparing something awful and demeaning to the beauty of this earth.
     
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  2. Poseidon

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    Well food and nature don't have feelings so they aren't offended by being called "porn" ... Looking at something that is very appetizing or aesthetically appealing kind of relates to porn since porn can be aesthetically appealing as well, so I can get the reference.

    It is a crude term to use but it doesn't ruffle my feathers that much.
     
  3. Deadlihood

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    I identify as an oatmeal cream pie and this is bullshit!
     
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  4. Poseidon

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    *eats Deadlihood*
     
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  5. I've never heard of "nature porn" but actual food porn and not just in a slang context (it's lit, fam) is called that because the food itself is sexualized like porn.
    For example:
    • Fingers are used to push on the exposed flesh of a yonic fruit. Camera focuses on the juice that comes out
    • A butt looking fruit is penetrated by something hard, perhaps a carrot
    • White spreads
    So, yes, be offended on the behalf of food. Or better yet, pray for the people who find filming this type of porn fulfilling. Porn is bad no matter what kind.
     
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  6. Waldo101

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    A goal of sex porn is to make you horny.

    A goal of food porn is to make you hungry.
     
  7. FIFY.

    :emoji_ghost:
     
  8. I identify as a Boston Cream Pie and I second this.

    #Masshole
     
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  9. PaFappa the Rapper

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    Glad someone else gets it.
     
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  10. Monster Carrot

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    D: I feel violated.
     
  11. Know you know how the fruit feels.
     
  12. Maybe you should practice what you preach.
     
  13. I'm glad your asshole seeks to embrace all of us. Keep up the the good work. That's some agape type of love you have.

    Also isn't what you said the equivalent to saying "I hit you because I care"?
     
  14. :emoji_ok_hand::rolleyes:
     
  15. Monster Carrot

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    I'd say that's a... no-brainer.
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  16. BudoLife

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    I'm really FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT bad today, so I'm going to be the first to apologize. I didn't need to say all those things. Also I want to say that I'm not going to hold anything you say against you because I deserve it. Have a good day folks