Chimpanzees and Bonobos who are our nearest ancestors jerk off ALL THE TIME

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by RealBalls, Jun 7, 2017.

  1. RealBalls

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    Chimpanzees and Bonobos who are our nearest ancestors jerk off ALL THE TIME, and they don't have porn. What do you guys think about this any thoughts?
     
  2. Monster Carrot

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    Chimps aren't ancestors. They're more like cousins, according to evolutionary biologists.
     
  3. YngwieWanksteen

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    I was probably a chimpanzee in a past life!
     
  4. Ihatefap

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  5. Evolution is fake? Tell that to any scientist and they will prove you wrong in one second. Stop being so closeminded. Evolution is not fake. I don't know if this opinion originated from religion but evolution is definitely 100% real. We are not ancestors of apes though, more like cousins.
     
  6. Monster Carrot

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    He should have said: Evolution may be fake. There's no definitive proof yet. Almost like you have to take it on faith.
     
  7. favre4ever

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    Not to get into the whole evolution vs creation debate. Just asking a question. Are you a monkey? Are you not more valuable than a monkey? I would never compare anyone to a animal, so don't act like one.
     
  8. immortal5

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    Dont believe in evolution, clearly humans are the dominant species.
     
  9. Themadfapper

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    How are they going to prove him wrong? By stating " I'm a scientist and this is how it is"?. By claiming a bunch of data that I have to take them on their word for. Not to mention that if someone is not very well schooled in that field of study the "proof" isn't really any kind of proof to them at all.

    The main reason I don't believe in evolution besides a fundamental distrust of humanity and society is that they have answers for everything. There are tons of questions about evolution that there are not answers for, but they claim to have the answers and endlessly useless deceptive language claiming it as fact one moment and then saying it's just a theory when it's disproven or shown to be a fraud.