30 Day Experiment: Going Celibate

Hello Fapstronauts,

I am reporting findings on the '30 Day Experiment' for going completely celibate. I know some of you fasted from sexual desires for religious reasons. My favourite books to read are erotic and self-help. Read Barbara Carella's 'Ecstacy is Nessicary' to learn about how one lady can 'THINK'-gasm. For me, I want to know "will fasting from my own 'ahem' personal needs give me energy?". Each morning I wake up to report on camera something NEW and exciting. I'm learning about how the mind works in sublime ways. This thread is a hive for those who've tried this experiment. Can you answer my question in detail?

I am curious to know what would happen if I were to stop masturbating altogether. The prehistory to this challenge is a dark past. In 2015 I was laid off from work, moved to two homes, rejected by my online girlfriend, and seen prostitutes. In 2016, I applied my self-help know how to form a mega project. This mega project was inspired by a story of a soldier's father who refurbished a train. My mega project is a ten phase project that begins with Phase One. Phase One is 'code' for building an unsurpassable level of self-discipline. It represents being true to yourself. The techniques I am applying is through meditation.

Yoda said, "You must unlearn, what you have learned". I see Phase One as emptying my mind to make room for new upgrades. I want to learn how to read more books, be an asset in the workforce, and accelerate my income. To empty my mind I've used the camera on this computer for video journals. It tells a very interesting story about a man that's trying to reach for the stars. I think about each day as going on a 'quest' to slay mighty dragons, get giggity with elven princesses, and raid dungeons.

I am working in a greasy spoon for the min. wage with no personal life. I am doing a side hustle with the government to earn back rent. I NEED extra energy to accelerate my income. How will I do that? I started recording 2 min videos of the report my findings of living celibately. I am in the ditch, I'm on a deserted island, and I need HELP! S.O.S!

Proven Fact: Vegans are EXTREMELY horny people. Don't deny it, vegans! I'm a vegan for the animals because I don't support the cruelty and exploitation of them. Eating a plant based diet will increase your libido to an insane level of 'erotic madness' beyond any measure. This makes this experiment extra JUICY!

So, what are my findings?

1. If you stop masturbating for 3 days your dreams will become erotically intense. I had dreams where I visualized three porno's in 3D animation.
   
   
2. You can program your mind like a computer receives commands. Tell your mind "be up by 4 a.m." don't be surprised you will wake up at that time. What I'm saying is watch your thoughts. Don't be surprised where your mind will lead you. This is important for religious people as well as goal orientated people. I am a work-a-holic so I don't want to waste time steering myself in the wrong direction if you know what I mean.
3. Your heart beat, breathing, and sensitivity to your senses improves within the 4 days. Your ability to send yourself into deeper states of blissful meditation improves.
4. Since your libido is increasing that means getting 'sore' in the belly. I am a believer in 'chakras' for being able to be 'mindful'. I can lead that feeling up through the heart, neck, forehead, and crown.
5. The most interesting discovery I think is having orgasms without masturbating.
6. We're all curious to know if stopping masturbating will attract the opposite sex. To tell you the truth, I am not sure if it does, so I have to research further. Since I went celibate I feel stronger, resilient and confident. I have this new look on my face. An intense look that can send shivers down her spine.
7. Non-Objectivity realizations came to me in a bizarre way. Through dream's, I felt how disgusting and repulsive it would be to have incest. In my recording, I watched my own humanity while venting about this dream. I feel like I should be the man as an adventurer. Doctor Who treats his 'sidekick' as a friend instead of a romantic companion.
   
   
   So, that's nerdy ole' spiritual me. What are your experiences with going completely cold tofu turkey? I'd love to see your comments below.