Comments on Profile Post by Bingles

i haven't showered in two days lololololololololololololol

Ate haggis for breakfast today but tis's the shitty morrisons pack stuff that all clumps together in the microwave. cannae even enjoy a basic fucking breakfaat FUCK DUCK FUCK DUCK DUCK ahha ducks lol typo

i havent had any motivation to get out my bed for the past week.

anyone else despise ITV? i hate that channel so much. every time i see warwick davis a piece of my soul dies inside

"let's play tenable" NO I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY FUCKING TENABLE I PLAY IT EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND DAY. AND BEN SHEPHARD JESUS CHRIST, HE'S HEARD THAT COUNTER DROP MORE THAN 100,000 TIMES AT LEAST BECAUSE HE'S BEEN IN 2,000 EPISODES OF THAT SHIT SHOW

ben shephard looks like a british patrick bateman. he has that soulless disappointed gaze in his eyes as if he is questioning his very existence whenever he hears the counter drop.

aldi meal deal sushis and morrisons meal deal sushis taste exactly the same: like nothing. seriously lads, how come even our foreign foods taste so painfully bland and British?

might have a bowl of ice cream, vanilla with toffee sauce and maple syrup. speed up the diabtes process the Bingle Bongle wayz innit bruv innit innit yeah cunticus bruvicus

personally, i am personal. and that's a personal statement - personally.

if you are what you eat, then i an A4 sheet of writing paper i ate six years ago out of boredom

bastards ate it all

bingles isn't just a name, it'sa state of minndddd chanmpagne sujpernova in the skyyyyy yeah citeh

ordering mcdonalds tonight, so i pray they get the order right or i swear to god i will devour the whole building. not the burgers, but the entire building itself. everyone inside, voring it like a deviantart smut in one bite and crunching it. the bastards better not forget my double quarter pounder with cheese.

my sister said jesus christ was from motherwell, should have been buckfast instead of wine lmoa

sorry lads the baked beans conventio n is down the street that way, this is a proud krygyz ice chewing area only!!1!

2006 has to be one of the most lame years to be born. missing out on both sides. too young to relate to early gen z and millenials but don't want to associate with the skibidi rizz gen alphas. i got glimpses of the early internet and media because i'm europoor but that faded away in 2016. after that, the world became boring and insane.

"oh yeah, just spend 6 years of your life in this piss-smelling underfunded state school full of retards and commie teachers, stress to the point of mental illness and breakdowns to achieve A's in credentials that mean fuck all and end up in minimum wage work anyway because uni is too expensive and pointless" - YAY CAN'T WAIT FOR ADULTHOOD LADS.

I should be studying right now but I really could not care anymore. just let me rot in bed.

numbah six, picking up sticks. three four, polis at yer door. five six yer wee wee is weetabix.

shoegaze is like lyrical breakcore for semi-normal people.

i'm sorry

drank bone hurti g juice

SUKOTTORANDO BANZAI DESU w w

i had a japanese autist friend who kept sending me photos of planes he made in minecraft and burned korean flags. guy was off his rock. but i'm a bit of a hypocrite saying that

Rayman 2 is alright so far, but my attention span is too short to play for more than hour

my lungs feel sore

so was david bowie bisexual or just the average freemason?

ever have a third person conversation with yourself? i do it alll the time. usually i fuck up and make a terrible decision afterwards. i like eggs.

not too fond of the anti-christ i must say

chicken is the worst food, the only reason people eat it is because it's easy to farm and it's horrible taste can be masked and "preserved" with mouth burning spice seasonings. Eat steak instead like a real men.

i've got spurs, that bingle bangle bingle (bingle bangles), as I ride merrily along (bingle bangle)

buffalo soldieeer, in de heart of ameerricccaaa

ok last one for tonight gn gn ciao ciao

average at best, all i ever waaass