You need to go to the street and say to someone: "Hey, you! I want to be your friend!" and he says "Sorry, I am not interested" and you say "Mkay." Then you go to a party and say "I am the king of this party!" and they don't notice it or someone says: "No your not." and you say "Mkay" Then you go to a girl and say: "Hey baby, you are very beautiful." and she says: "I'm sorry, but I have a boyfriend." and you say "Mkay" Now they all will think about you. And they will become interested, curious, they will change minds, come to you and become your close friends. The girl will tell her friends and they will become interested in you, and you will have 3 girlfriends.
Lol this cracked me up. It's true. This really is the best way for everyone to live their lives at all times.
Of course that was said with the assumption that this post was somewhat sarcastic, but perhaps that's not the case.