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How to stop being alone

Discussion in 'Loneliness' started by cuddler, Nov 12, 2015.

  1. Nov 12, 2015 #1
    cuddler

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    You need to go to the street and say to someone: "Hey, you! I want to be your friend!" and he says "Sorry, I am not interested" and you say "Mkay."
    Then you go to a party and say "I am the king of this party!" and they don't notice it or someone says: "No your not." and you say "Mkay"
    Then you go to a girl and say: "Hey baby, you are very beautiful." and she says: "I'm sorry, but I have a boyfriend." and you say "Mkay"
    Now they all will think about you. And they will become interested, curious, they will change minds, come to you and become your close friends. The girl will tell her friends and they will become interested in you, and you will have 3 girlfriends.
     
    cuddler, Nov 12, 2015
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  2. Nov 12, 2015 #2
    Phyzik

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    wat
     
    Phyzik, Nov 12, 2015
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  3. Nov 27, 2015 #3
    g2stop

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    this thread makes no sense
     
    g2stop, Nov 27, 2015
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  4. Nov 27, 2015 #4
    yoyo1

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    Or they will think you're a creeper...
     
    yoyo1, Nov 27, 2015
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  5. Nov 27, 2015 #5
    TakingTheSteps

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    Lol this cracked me up. It's true. This really is the best way for everyone to live their lives at all times.
     
    TakingTheSteps, Nov 27, 2015
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  6. Nov 27, 2015 #6
    TakingTheSteps

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    Of course that was said with the assumption that this post was somewhat sarcastic, but perhaps that's not the case.
     
    TakingTheSteps, Nov 27, 2015
    TakingTheSteps, Nov 27, 2015
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  7. Nov 27, 2015 #7
    cuddler

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    It has a deep meaning. You can't understand it with a weak brain.
     
    cuddler, Nov 27, 2015
    cuddler, Nov 27, 2015
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  8. Nov 27, 2015 #8
    TakingTheSteps

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    Well. Mkay.
     
    TakingTheSteps, Nov 27, 2015
    TakingTheSteps, Nov 27, 2015
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  9. Nov 28, 2015 #9
    Ameson2015

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    There's a lot of passive aggressive postings on this forum lol
     
    Ameson2015, Nov 28, 2015
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  10. Nov 28, 2015 #10
    ekoluomu

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    That's one of the weirdest/funniest things I've read here. Thanks for the laughs.

    [​IMG]
     
    ekoluomu, Nov 28, 2015
    ekoluomu, Nov 28, 2015
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  11. Nov 28, 2015 #11
    blueman

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    What's happening?
     
    blueman, Nov 28, 2015
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