No I'm not. I'm actually talking about the time I was on the planet Mars and Gawd told me to eat thousands and thousands of Mars bars so I could get stamina for alien sex. I'm not sure if it's a healthy thing to do but Gawd did say if you have sex with 40+ aliens you are still a virgin.
It"s hard when your girlfriend is actually your only sexual partner in your life. I love her so much and I don't want another girl for a relationship, but sometimes I think how be would to have sex with another girl. Cheating is no option.
And that's why I gave a totally absurd answer. It's best to not take the off-topic section too seriously because it will stress you out if you do... It sure has stressed me out in the past.