Once my buddy tell me his grandpa was immobile a man in a wheelchair,i ask him and what happen? He asked me do you know what is his last words before death?-I said no i don't know? His last words was:Ahh shiit sta-sta-sta-stairs. (he said in during falling from stairs) Man enter in tavern with a gun and shot one bullet in ceiling and say who did sleep with my wife!?And one man at bar said: -You don't have enough ammo buddy. There is might few more i have heard but this two is funniest to me. What is your funniest?
"The morning after a blackout though is so strange 'cause I always feel like this detective trying to solve the mystery of how I got home the night before. It's the case of the empty wallet and the for-some-reason bleeding knee and luckily I can get right on the case because I'm still fully clothed from the night before!" *Fist pump* ..."It's not good." -John Mulaney.
I freaking loveeee John Mulaney! I could watch his specials over and over. And I have. And I will continue to do so.
I've heard a lot of really hilarious comedians, but I don't know if I could say a specific "joke." It's more like funny bits, and a lot of the humor is in the delivery.
The Tim Heidecker trial. That POS obviously killed those poor kids but he got out because of a rigged jury.
I want to change my answer: Lewis black suggesting that all the candy corn ever made was made in 1911 hits me just right