The WEIRDEST place you fapped?

in the past when i was in a serious relationship as porn/masturbation dominated me so cruelful ,i was in a relationship where the sex lacked, i worked at a fastfood resturant in the mornings so before my shift our public washrooms diner was always empty so afew times in the public washroom an down at the ship docks that public washroom an i when i was a fisher man i rubbed one off in my sleeping quarters thou there was no doors an the captain was sleep in the upper area

 

Public restroom

 

You're a Wank master.
Name suits you bud!!!

 

This thread is full of wisdom bud.
You can learn some life changing lessons from legends here.
Peace.

 

I know I wish I've tried all of those stuffs before.

 

High school library armchair, after staring at a hot Asian chick with long legs

 

In the basement (toilets) of the so called villa of the Wannsee Conference.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wannsee_Conference

The villa is a well-known German memorial and museum. I was there for several days at the age of twenty when participating in a seminar during my alternative civilian service. The seminar was so boring I had to take a break and do something relaxing.

 

In my hotel room, which I shared with my younger brother, who was asleep, at 5 am, after a sleepless night, on my balcony, facing a breathtaking sea view, completely naked. Best fap of my life.

 

The view aforementioned

 

In a metal cabinet (in case anyone walked in) in a large stationery supplies room in an office block in which I worked.

 

HAHAHA! In a metal cabinet? Those things make a noise if you walk near them!

To be desperately jerking off inside one - even a noisy orgasm would have been drowned out! LMFAO!

 

While driving my car- very hazardous!!!

 

Either the airplane bathroom or my grandmas house.

 

1) Work place conference room
2) Airplane economy seat when my neighbour fell asleep

 

Wow! Pretty bold, dude. Did you play pocket pool or actually unzip and beat?

 

At work in the broom closet.

 

I’ve done it many times in a movie theatre bathroom then in an underground parking garage

 

One time, I fapped on the bathroom floor while I was at the house I was moving in at the time. Thankfully tho, I never got caught. That was around the time when my life was starting to go to hell after discovering the ability to fap (I didn't fap to porn until later on). But still, I didn't know wtf I was thinking lol

 

In high school spending the night at a friend's house we were sleeping on the couch big couch. I got up in the middle of the night and saw his mom changing clothes after her shower and I wanked off in her doorway watching her. Peeking in with door cracked