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My penis exploded in the bed after abstaining from porn

Discussion in 'Rebooting - Porn Addiction Recovery' started by Count Ejacula, Nov 16, 2015.

  1. Nov 16, 2015 #1
    Count Ejacula

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    HELP!!!
    After abstaining from porn for a week , I woke up in the middle of the night with semen on the sheet. At least 100ml. My girlfriend freaked out and she said I'm a perverted hog, and ran off . We never spoke since. What shall I do?
    Did porn kill love or did nofap?
     
    Count Ejacula, Nov 16, 2015
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  2. Nov 16, 2015 #2
    TheBeachvillain

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    If your girlfriend is incapable of understanding what a wet-dream is then I think you are better off without her man... Doesn't sound like love to me, if anything NoFap did you a solid.
     
    TheBeachvillain, Nov 16, 2015
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  3. Nov 16, 2015 #3
    IGY

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    Your girlfriend is totally crazy if she believes a natural occurrence like a nocturnal emission makes you a perverted pig. :rolleyes:
     
    IGY, Nov 16, 2015
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  4. Nov 16, 2015 #4
    anewcreature

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    Let your prostate become accustomed to NoFap; it's your body performing it duty for your sake
     
    anewcreature, Nov 16, 2015
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  5. Nov 16, 2015 #5
    diesel2256

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    Soooo where did she run to?

    Sounds like both of you have mental problems :)
     
    diesel2256, Nov 16, 2015
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  6. Nov 16, 2015 #6
    ShotDunyun

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    That's not a natural reaction. The women I've been with would've made fun of the situation. I'm not going to tell you to dump her, but you should consider it, that's a huge red flag
     
    ShotDunyun, Nov 16, 2015
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  7. Nov 16, 2015 #7
    bomonti

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    Pretty sure this is a troll. Funny one though. Made me smile. Good job.
     
    bomonti, Nov 16, 2015
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  8. Nov 16, 2015 #8
    Baroque

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    Lol.
     
    Baroque, Nov 16, 2015
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  9. Nov 26, 2015 #9
    Gladiatori

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    Where is count FAPULA!
     
    Gladiatori, Nov 26, 2015
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  10. Nov 26, 2015 #10
    TheBeachvillain

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    In the hospital man his penis exploded..
     
    TheBeachvillain, Nov 26, 2015
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  11. Nov 26, 2015 #11
    nfprogress

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    Indeed. It was a such a good effort, I got a good laugh out of it as well. User name and the whole 8 inches were classic.
     
    nfprogress, Nov 26, 2015
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  12. Nov 27, 2015 #12
    DrRobotronic

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    DrRobotronic, Nov 27, 2015
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  13. Nov 27, 2015 #13
    R92B

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    Chicks love cum so beats me. Nice username tho bruh. I wouldn't worry about the wet dream - it's a normal bodily function.
     
    R92B, Nov 27, 2015
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  14. Nov 29, 2015 #14
    arturo111

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    Bro i can give everything from my life to be in a position like you. You lucky bustard:) keep gooing and be strong!
     
    arturo111, Nov 29, 2015
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