Top 10 reasons rebooting is a HUGE dissapointment

After you read my reasons, please respond with non-triggering reasons of your own. AND... please keep your reasons in the spirit of this thread (i.e. humorous).

1. My wife won't leave me alone, she keeps smiling at me and following me around like a lost puppy.
2. I no longer have those awkward bonding moments with my brother in law, when he accidentally walks in on me while I am in the middle of looking at porn.
3. I had to throw out my year supply of extra small condoms because they are too constrictive these days.
4. My inbox is clogged with 30% off "Come On Back" coupons for all of the porn subscriptions I cancelled.
5. I used to love building castles out of all of those empty Kleenex boxes.
6. All the extra time I spend reading novels these days (instead of fapping) has left my friends thinking I am better than them.
7. I miss seeing the little "spy dude in the trench coat" when I used to surf the net in incognito mode.
8. My friends always laugh at me when I tell them I don't look at porn.
9. I will have to find a different way to make my room smell like my room.
10. I hate being happy.

 

Ok, i admit this is a poorly veiled attempt to draw attention to this thread. but, I had high hopes.

One of 2 things are causing this post to flounder...

1. My wife is correct, and I am not as funny as I think I am.
2. noFap users dont have a sense of humor (excluding @Immor and @Forte B. and @Seeker19 and @EarthDragon ).

My bet is that reason #1 is the culprit.

I really thought the joke about Kleenex box castles was brilliant. I will go to sleep tonight slightly less happy than when I woke up this morning.