I just saw that episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S, you know, the one in the Museum canteen where everybody stands up and says something about themselves and, well, it gave me an idea.... I'M SAM. I'M FROM ENGLAND. ...I've been jackin' it for twenty years - I'm raw. I'm sore. And I'm tired of being a compulsive w**ker! I'm quitting PMO so that I can look people in the eye again!
