Why you never met a Canadian

The reason why you never met a Canadian is because Canada's population is only about 35 million. That's less than the population of California.

None of my friends have ever met a Canadian.

 

What's a Canadian?

 

I've met a Canadian. I've also met an Eritrean, a country that has only 6 million people. 6 million people is enough for there to be a marginally high chance of meeting one.

Now meeting someone from the Vatican City... that would be difficult.

 

Oh boohoo! I live in a country where total population is only around 1.9 million. That's less than Houston...

 

I think a Canadian is an American from Canada.
I also think they are all called Abraham.
Here's some famous Canadians...

Abraham Bieber


Abraham Carrey

 

Canadian here! I don't know if anyone's done research about the city ratio of people in here but i promise you NoFap is Toronto capital lol
I have sooo many AP's from NoFap that are from Toronto.. so much to the point where I got invited to a NoFap meeting ahaha

 

Hello Abraham Lazarus Shuttlesworth.

 

Abraham, are you serious?

 

I am part of these so called Canadians

 

Yeah lol the NoFap meet up was in a library, I didn't go tho.

 

I'm from Antarctica.

 

Great place to recover from porn addiction. Really slow internet there I imagine.

 

That encounter would be Big Year worthy. Holy See you later.

 

Hahahaha. Yeah it would be; funny you should mention that.

 

Lol, bad pun alert.

 

I don't get it...

 

I'm Canadian.