The Appalling Lack of Space Progress Thread

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by Man With No Name, May 6, 2017.

  1. Man With No Name

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    Are you kidding me?

    It is 2017 and this is the best 'footage' of Saturn we have so far?

    I damn sure hope somebody does something about this horrendous state of affairs, we need to colonize space ASAP.

    Distant galaxies and wormholes are calling.

    Become an astronaut.
     
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  2. Man With No Name

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    Quantum entangled black holes are portals to the nether.
     
  3. Man With No Name

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    I'm afraid spice may be the only hope in this lifetime for the real intergalactic travellers, psychonauts.



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  4. Star Lord

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    I was hoping they would have fitted a strengthened fish eye camera so we could see Saturn in all its glory :(
    I've seen Saturn with my telescope though. It's awesome. Just small and a faint grey/brown colour
    NASA should be funded way more than it currently is.
    Space is the future.
    Steven Hawking even said that we need to be on another planet by the next 100 years because time is running out. Any number of extinction level events can happen at any time.
     
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  5. Man With No Name

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    Alright screw NASA, didn't they lie about the moon back in the day like for real, the conspiracy was proven true?

    WHERE ARE ALL MY ASTRAL PROJECTORS AT?!!!



    Wherever you are, stay there please.
     
  6. Man With No Name

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    Well said.
     
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  7. Man With No Name

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    Shall we phase shift into hyperspace?

    What does NASA really know about unlocking the secrets of the infinite cosmos?

    Taking this one through the fabric of mundane 'reality' to a place beyond space and time.



    Sorry for this trance music I'll look for shamanic drums and ritual music meant to prepare the atmosphere for changa exploration.
     
  8. Man With No Name

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    Um sorry thread closed this is a mature topic and there are minors here it looks like, um ya here's that uh changa song I was telling you about:

     
  9. NoBrainer

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    Yeah, it is. And it takes a pretty long time to get stuff to Saturn.
     
  10. NoBrainer

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    Apply to SpaceX today! ;)