Let's Lighten Up

Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat Mutley! No matter how fast I run, I can't seem to outrun my own shadow! What am I to do?
Mutley Ravishes: There is no revelation in masturbation, Dick.

Outside is more fun:

 

What if the "superpower" of curiosity can help lighten the load?

Earthquaking

Afraid of the dark?
Noah didn't sneak
Onto the ark
Atlantic wave
On the horizon
Where on earth
Has Noah gone?
He's in a different
Dimension

Curiouser & Curiouser:

 

Belie-F Quake

Ancient identifications
Fear of obliteration
In a cage of limitations
The gate of joyful ease
Is a revelation

Can you get to that?

 

Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! I’ve been pmoing to try and get rid of this excruciating anxiety, and yet I feel even more anxious! What am I to do?
Mutley Ravishes: The harder you grip yourself, the worse the pain, Dick.

 

Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! If sexual energy is only about reproduction and pleasure, then why do I feel so low after pmoing?
Mutley Ravishes: “Devolution: the transfer or delegation of power to a lower level; the descent to a lower state. Pass into (a different state, especially a worse one); degenerate,” Dick.

Muttering in the Guttering
Intensifying the pleasure
Is intensifying the pain
Throwing all the treasure
Down the orgasmic
Drain

 

Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! I've been pmoing to try and relieve this relentless boredom but I feel even more bored than ever! What am I to do?
Mutley Ravishes: Odyssey-phobia is such a drag, isn't it Dick?

Odysseyphobic
Over the horizon
Down in the deeps
Serpent uplifted
In the desert heat
No quest for a vision
The snake still sleeps

 

Sending in an S.O.S

Just a floataway, awareness lost at sea, oh
Another lonely day, everything here but me, oh
More loneliness than a cylon could bear
Rescue me from these selves
Before I fap into despair

Sending in an S.O.S
Sending in an S.O.S

 

Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! I've relapsed yet again. I hate myself!
Mutley Ravishes: Then why do you keep hanging out with this self, Dick?

 

Give up the Ghost

Releasing internal pressure
Through orgasms
At your leisure
Or shouting
In anger
Or whatever compulsive
Behavior
Will never, ever, ever
Release all the internal
Pressure

 

Dick Farcestardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! Why is this bill for euphoria so high?
Mutley Ravishes: Because you've been taking yourself for a ride, Dick.

Dopamine Deception

The demon fear
Whispering in dopamine's
Ears
It's been whispering for
Years and years
"Do your best to ignore me
But I've been writing your
Story
I'll follow you all the way
Right into your shallow
Grave
Just admit it, you are
Enslaved
But, what if I can
Save
You from a long trip
Through the abyss?"

 

Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! How is it that I keep chasing after euphoric experiences, yet end up with painful ones?
Mutley Ravishes:
How can you not miss
If you mistake lust for bliss?
You're projecting your essence
Into the abyss, Dick

 

Odyssea

Dopamine floats
On the surface
Of the sea
But what lies
In the deeps?

 

Ragnarocks

Fear-bomb ticking
Let’s quit playing
Chicken
And face the reality
Of mortality
Before the clock stops
And Ragna rocks
Fear feeding lust
Lust feeding fear
No awareness of being
All down the years

 

Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! Monkey challenged me to a race to the end of the universe, and I lost! And to make matters even worse, he beat me by riding on a miniature cloud! The shame of it. I can't it take anymore. What am I to do?
Mutley Ravishes:
Isn't all this self-pity
Making your life sh**ty, Dick?

 

Dick Farcestardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! I've been practicing the "Chaffinch Method" in order to quit pmo, but it's not working! What am I to do?
Mutley Ravishes: What is the "Chaffinch Method," Dick?
Dick Farcestardly: While listening to a chaffinch singing, you tell yourself over and over, "I refuse to be seduced by your song. You're just a bunch of feathers and chirrups." It's supposed to help with willpower.
Mutley Ravishes: You've been listening to the wrong song, Dick. Try listening to the cicada's song.
Dick Farcestardly: The cicada?
Mutley Ravishes: Yes. It goes like this:
No sign
In the cicada's song
That it will soon
Be gone

 

Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! I've been practicing the "Super-Stamina Method" to help me quit pmo, but it isn't working! What am I to do?
Mutley Ravishes: What is the "Super-Stamina Method," Dick?
Dick Farcetardly: Well, Mutley, you go running for progressively longer periods each day. The idea is that you eventually build an invincible stamina which allows you to outrun even the most tenacious pmo habit! It can never catch you up, in theory.
Mutley Ravishes:
Dick, just admit it
You're scared sh**less

 

Shushumna Hums

The depth of separation
A terrifying creation
Lust’s euphoric loans
Evolution thrown
SR picking up the slack
Transmutation got your back

 

Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat Mutley! I've been practicing the "Humor-Less Method" in order to quit pmo, but it isn't working, damn it! What am I to do?
Mutley Ravishes: What is the "Humor-Less Method," Dick?
Dick Farcetardly: Well, the less humor you have in your life, the more energy and space for seriousness is available. This means you can eventually become 100% serious about quitting pmo. Success is bound to follow, in theory.
Mutley Ravishes: Life is too important to be taken seriously, Dick.

 

Dick Farcetardly: Drat and double drat, Mutley! This guy on Nofap told me if I can learn how to spell “dopamine” correctly then I’ll be free of the pmo habit. Well, I can spell it correctly now, but I’m still acting out. What am I to do?
Mutley Ravishes: There’s a much better method than that.
Dick Farcetardly: What is it?
Mutley Ravishes: I’ll tell you when you’ve given up the ghost, Dick.

 

The Bow is Drawn

You're addicted to
Getting high
Coz you're trying to
Free your mind
From the self-created jail
Weigh your heart on the scales
There is a better way
Are you ready to slay
The one who is
At the bottom of all this?
You know who it is