The NoFap Rap

The NoFap Rap.. By MC Speshal K... chek it out...
now i got a story 4 u yo jus listen to this
i couldn't stop fappin yo it takes the piss
i used 2, fap everyday til the sky turns grey
i couldn't leave my room cos i had 2 stay
inside, & wach my porn, i had 2 wach up until the break a dawn
it was, like i was possesed, by my computer wen the girlies undressed,
it jus, sucked me in, i couldn't get out & it was making me thin
from, using too much, of my energy, i got kinda ill & developed a lergie,
so i, tried to stop, 1 summer evening, it was like tryna stop myself from breathing,
it was almost impossible, i almost ended up in the hospital,
so i.. dropped out of school & jerked off with a hair follocol
joke i.. went back home, to rake on my dome
i said theres gotta be anuva way to postpone
so i, scratched my head scratched forth scratched back,
til i came up with this idea that was easy and infact
i.. stappled pins, to my dick, if i tried to fap i'd immediately feel a prick

 

so ofcourse, for a couple days it worked, but after awhile i forgot & i accidentally jerked,..i...got the pins, stuk in my dik.. it really fukin hurt & it was taking the mick, so i.. sed fuk it.. forget the idea.. i threw away the pins & sed i'll try again next year
now it was next year, & I had 2 show no fear, so i could prove 2 a peer, that i would not quit herei.. looked online.. for a sollution.. but all that i could find was mind pollution, it..said that, i had 2 quit that, filthy habit i got of jus jerkin that, big large thing that u call a dingaling, but i didn't know how so i started 2 sing.. "good lord.. give me a chance' t.. stop this fap thing" & i knew that the answer, he..said that.. if i wanna quit then i gotta want quit, so..i thought about.. much much later, then i came 2 find his advice was much much greater, than any..one could ever give, now i havnt quit since & i'd like 2 give, a big big thanks 2 the lord himself, & thank you for restoring my health