Spell m...a...s...t...U...r

Mr. Bates' master baits every hook before masturbating on every hooker.

That's a simple and stupid sentence to help you remember.

 

No, maesterbeatee.

 

Guys quit it-

I was laughing so hard I spilled condoment and now I've got mustard all over my bacon.


Mustardbacon.

 

I knew i have been wrong all my life. Thank you for bringing light into this.
It kept me up at night, philosophising on what Jesus would think on how to write it.
After seeing your answer, i am sure this is the exact way he would have wanted us to write and spell it.

Bless you.

 

what the hell is this thread...

 

Something that certainly @DeservedCriticism.

 

What did I wade in here for... lol

 

Mustard on your bacon! Yikes!

Bloody hell, you couldn't even masticate after that!

 

I presume that that misspelling was deliberate — or maybe a pun on condonement?

On other matters…

Yes, spelling is the most important thing in life, more so than porn & masturbation addiction, or depression, or prejudice, or war, …

I think that, on a forum, we have to accept people not only from all areas of the world and with many different languages, but also with different levels of ability in various areas. I spell very well, but the person who doesn't might be superb at (say) medicine, an area where I'm rubbish. I'm not about to judge.

 

Moistierbayte

 

Hahahaha I had a lot of fun in here xDD

 

Well said Sir.

 

I think the op just wanted to belay the ignorance that is usually condoned on an internet forum, so if the case, maybe it's okay?

Edit: course it's okay, but my intent might be obvious.

 

That's the best joke I've ever seen on here... dammit, I actually lauged out loud when I saw that.

 

Masturbate, U after T because U do it after tea.

 

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