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Spell m...a...s...t...U...r

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by Exponential Power, Jan 23, 2019.

  1. Exponential Power

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    This is correct spelling of Masturbation. There is no "E" except at the end of masturbate. I know spelling is not important in the grand scheme of things but I'm mildly annoyed to see it routinely misspelled in a forum that revolves around the topic.
     
  2. I think I’ll spell it with 4 or 5 E’s from here on out, because.
     
  3. Exponential Power

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    LOL
     
  4. Exponential Power

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    Masteeeerbate?
    What is the definition?
    The act of self pleasuring while driving a yacht or bestiality involving matadors?
     
  5. Clean Willy

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    I do not know where you are from. But have you considered that a significant percentage of our community are not native English speakers? If English is their second, third or fourth language are not spelling mistakes understandable?

    Are you a pedant in other areas of life or just English spelling?
     
  6. Dr. Jekyll

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    Last edited: Jan 24, 2019
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  7. AllNamesUsed

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    Its spelled misterbautieno_O
     
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  8. I was of course being facetious.

    I’m actually lazy. I most often just put M instead of spelling it out.
     
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  9. ReclaimedLife

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  10. u376

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    That makes master bation
    And master means teacher.....haha
     
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  11. u376

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    My auto-correct shows it as soon as I type mast ..... Because I have typed this a lot..
     
  12. Forgive me for turning your post into a humor thread. I was feeling mischievous when I first read it.

    But you’re right. We should spell things correctly. Only takes a few seconds to look up correct spellings on Google or Bing.
     
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  13. ReclaimedLife

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    I am personally convinced that we just found the most important thread anyone has ever created on this forum.
    I am voting @Exponential Power for President!
     
  14. ReclaimedLife

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
    That was the funniest thing i've read since i started coming here. And some light hearted banter never hurt anyone.
    Except Ba(n)tman.
     
  15. This one certainly makes more sense than some of the others I’ve read lately!
     
  16. I mean this thread makes more sense than some of the others I’ve read lately.
     
  17. ReclaimedLife

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    You are implying that all of this makes sense and we aren't all living in the Matrix.
    Neo is shaking his head as he stands next to me while i am writing this.
     
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  18. Okay time to get offline and go do something constructive like learning how to correctly spell disestablishmentarianism.
     
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  19. ReclaimedLife

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    You are missing the "x" in the middle.
     
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  20. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Classic.
     
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