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Sex with a Hot MILF, couldnt get it up!

Discussion in 'Rebooting - Porn Addiction Recovery' started by VillaVega, May 27, 2017.

  1. Runtilmylegsdropoff

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    You and me baby ain't nothin but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel...
     
  2. Buddhabro

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    Sex plays you for a sucker (literally and figuratively). Love lifts you up and empowers you with the light to illuminate the dark and dangerous pitfalls of life.
    Choose love for yourself and the world, and everything will be better.
     
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  3. Bel

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    Yet another ridiculous term that reduces women to yet another sexual vessel. But is great for shedding light on how immature one is.

    Ugh, seriously? ??!!! Totally sounds like the type of guy I want....yeah no not really.

    That's an actual physical condition, not reducing a person to a sexualized concept of juvenile proportions. Maybe I invent FLAP. The term I'll call all men with PIED, Flaccid Limp Absent Penis. Yeah bc after all a humans only as worth how much sex they can give.

    Actually for as long as I can remember whenever these types of terminology reducing anyone to their perceived sexual prowess were used by any person around me , I automatically perceived immature and desperate. And usually I wasn't far off the mark.
    I'm not saying it is wrong to love sex, get excited by hot or not people, but if you can find it as a porn genre then it's probably not an adequate or appropriate terminology.
     
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  4. Classic Bloodhound reference, however, I've seen mammals on the discovery channel throw their feces at one another. Wanna do that too? Also, you're 42 yrs old? Is the immaturity a midlife crises thing?
     
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  5. Bel

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    Touché........rofl.....
    Oh this post :) ..... Smiley you give me hope for men.
     
  6. Dannylzl

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    One of the best comments ive seen in a while...
     
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  7. Runtilmylegsdropoff

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    Milf isn't even a derisive term, it's a classic case of making a mountain out of a molehill. If you get that easily butthurt, don't go online. "Hope for men"; Bel you sound like a feminazi. Just because you're miserable choosing to stay with a guy that can't please you, don't lump all men in the same category as the guy you're with.
     
  8. Buddhabro

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    MILF: Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
    Sounds pretty bad! Because it is!
    It's expressing a desire to use someone's mother just for sex.
    If I said to you that I just wanted to fuck you, I'm sure you would feel offended, and diminished as a man.
    The statement turns you into an object that is used and exists solely for fulfillment of sexual desires.
    I hope you never experience this for yourself. Because somewhere, someone might someday see you as a MILF, or Man I'd Like to Fuck and use and abuse you to satisfy themselves.
     
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  9. This has got to be the biggest logical circle jerk I've seen today. Listen I know of a couple women that proudly own the term slut and bitch, so does their acceptance of these titles somehow make them less derogatory/degrading?

    When you said that milf and cougar are merely nouns for a more complex idea, I about lost my drink. Yes the complexities of "mother I would like to fuck" are vast and endless. I'm sure such amazing thinkers are also in their spare time pondering the words of Homer...Simpson.

    If you can't summon up enough mental energy to describe an older attractive women in words other than milf or cougar, then maybe you should do humanity a favor and not stick your dick in anything that could possibly result in conception.
     
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  10. Flyhigh

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    "Mature women" is more decent term. :)
     
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    I didn't say it specifically but I'd be sorry if used a term like MILF if it hurts someone. I would be completely ignorant of the fact, the same way I have heard women say DILF and personally never felt I would be insulted if someone was to use that term on me. That was not my intention and honestly I find it hard to keep track of what doesn't offend these days.

    Kinda makes sense on forums like these though. Maybe we should cut both sides some slack? Porn addicts aren't exactly the savviest when it comes to knowing women, are they?
     
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  12. SuperFan

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    I'd like to nominate this for Post Of The Year.
     
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  13. Bel

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    Wtf ever. Wow always such a great comeback from men who cannot handle opinionated women. Not saying that's you but if the shoe fits....

    Ding ding ding and we have a winner. Anything you'd like to fuck....not have dinner with, not watch a movie with, not surf the ocean with....JUST FUCK. Oh yeah the phrase alone conjures up so many praise worthy images :eek:

    Another wtf...wow just wow...yeah again if those do exist I'm pretty sure it's in Dirty Mommies Volume 3. In the real world, self aware confident women who know they have more than what's between their legs don't embrace or "proudly identify" as such. If they did I'd be very sad they reached mother staus. But stupidity breeding abounds so ......:rolleyes:

    Please dear God if prayers come true I'm praying for this the rest of my life!!!

    And they are dipshits too.

    True.

    Ahfreakingmen. That is all. ;)
     
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  14. Buddhabro

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    Lose the pornographers acronym then, because it is not appropriate for you to use it. It's true connotation is not what you rationalize it to be.
    Your ignorance of this makes you appear to be as stupid as pornographers think you are.
    Using this terminology makes you look bad. Real bad.
    Nobody is impressed that you had intercourse with an older woman that was desirable in your eyes. Big whoop! lol
     
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  15. Buddhabro

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    Sorry perhaps you are right. I was just trying to help.
     
  16. Bel

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    Orlando you sound like you are an intelligent person , but the above sentence alone is complete contradiction in and of itself. I literally would laugh in a guys face if he called me a milf and tell him to go back to his room in his parents basement bc that's where he makes me think he came from. A brief survey of women around will probably reveal that simple adjectives such as gorgeous , beautiful, brilliant , stunning, etc etc will probably get you a lot farther a lot faster.
     
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  17. Hey, OP, that does suck that you couldn't get it up.

    But I cannot understand why I find women older than me so attractive. I work with several, most of them are mothers. I don't call them MILFs or anything but some older women make me stutter more than usual.
     
  18. Runtilmylegsdropoff

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    Orlando, don't waste your words on White knights. smh, lol
     
  19. Bel

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    White knights are a lot better than overgrown douche bags.
    This is my sentiment for any one who reduces anyone else to an acronym, especially sexual ones. I guess I could make mine ODB....oh wait that already is another acronym :rolleyes:
     
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    I know this is the 21st century and thinking adultery is wrong is old fashioned, but this is awfully high praise for someone you were diddling while their husband was at work.
     
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