Day Zero. The bugger day. The day of misery. The day of failure. Nothing sucks more than failure. Day Zero is a day of failure. However, day Zero is a paradox. Zero-day is both the Worst day and Best Day. It hurts like nothing else. Makes you feel like a total failure. The day your brain returns from the brief holiday it took from making good decisions. It is also the day of redemptions. The day your sins get washed away, the mistakes of your past run struck from the record. The day you set of again into a bright untarnished future. Zero is such an interesting concept because it manages to portray nothing, the bitter loss of having failed. But contain everything itself. For this zero could represent any number of outcomes, including those of the greatest success. This Zero is not a failure. This Zero is the Zero of success. For it is this Zero that leads us to success. for this Zero represents Zero times porn watched this time. Zero times masturbated this time. Zero times orgasmed this time. So with this Zero, I begin. A long walk to redemption. May this be the first in a long line of Zeros.