Q&A - The talking to yourself edition

Questions and Answers: The talking to yourself edition...after being dumped.

What's wrong with me?
(you smoke, you ramble, you're not physically fit, you don't pursue ladies, you don't know how to pursue ladies, you're boring, you have too much free time, you don't help strangers, you're awkward socially, you don't drink, you're insecure, you're a recovering porn junkie, you have no faith, you have no political stance, you play too much games or watch too much T.V)

Was that as good as it gets?
(Maybe, probably not)

How come I can be a better person for someone else, but not for myself?
(You care for other people more than you do yourself and are more willing to put forth effort for them)

Should i even bother with dating sites and actively socializing with single ladies around my age?
(No, all the effort required is too much and it may not payoff, or lead to more time wasting or heartache)

Why am I so alone?
(Because no one likes you, and the answers to "what's wrong with me?")

What should I do?
(Be optimistic)

Where did my friends go?
(Far away, caught up in their own busy lives, drowning in their own depression, also, they were not all really your friends)

What are you trying to do with this other lady so soon?
(You just needed someone to talk to, and she was there unlike everyone else)

Am I going crazy?
(It's possible)

Am I depressed?
(For sure)

If I am crazy or depressed, why specifically am I?
(it's probably just temporary from getting dumped by someone you loved)

How do I get over it?
(Write Q&A's to yourself, apparently...and time)

Do I need a lady to be happy?
(Yes)

Should I try to make new friends?
(Yes)

How do you make new friends?
(Talk to people - in the real world)

Should I wait on my ex to be ready for a relationship?
(No - Don't count on something that might not happen)