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People farting on you

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by Waldo101, Jan 16, 2017.

  1. Jan 16, 2017 #1
    Waldo101

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    Lately, I've had some bad luck of people farting on me. My friend had bad gas one day and kept letting out his really bad pungent fumes while in the car. It was non stop. Fortunately, I was able to roll down the window.

    A couple weeks ago, I was taking a long distance greyhound bus and this fat lady had bad gas and I kept smelling it all night, although it wasn't as bad smelling as my friend's version.

    I also remember a while back on an airplane, this guy sitting next to me kept expelling his rude gas and my nose kept detecting it.

    In another incident, on a crowded train someone also had a bad one and it ruined my ride.

    This is a reality when dealing with people from time to time.
     
    Waldo101, Jan 16, 2017
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  2. Jan 16, 2017 #2
    vulture175

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    i'm done. i'm so done loool
     
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  3. Jan 16, 2017 #3
    MJ Warrior 93

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  4. Jan 16, 2017 #4
    Son of a Bitch

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    It's probably karma for all of the shit posting you've done in this section.;)
     
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  5. Jan 16, 2017 #5
    Star Lord

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    I love putting out some really narly farts!
    I know it's a good one when even I go "fffwwwaaaaahhhh".
     
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  6. Jan 16, 2017 #6
    虎穴に入らずんば虎子を得ず

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    Getting air attacked by bean bombers have we?
     
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  7. Jan 16, 2017 #7
    Pepper M.

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    Hahaha your life sounds rough! I hope things turn around for you!
     
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  8. Jan 16, 2017 #8
    Lazarus Shuttlesworth

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    We need underwears that automatically silent your farts. So that we don't have to make stupid faces in public.
     
    Lazarus Shuttlesworth, Jan 16, 2017
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  9. Jan 16, 2017 #9
    IGY

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    His life isn't rough, it just stinks! :oops:
     
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  10. Jan 16, 2017 #10
    虎穴に入らずんば虎子を得ず

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    Not NSFW but the title might be lol,
     
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  11. Jan 22, 2017 #11
    Dziki007

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    Tough life
     
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  12. Jan 22, 2017 #12
    Headspace

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    But can they fart like these dudes...?
     
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  13. Jan 22, 2017 #13
    ShotDunyun

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    This is the most helpful thread of all time
     
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  14. Jan 22, 2017 #14
    RisingPhoenix

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    LMAO! well this made my night! I'm sorry that people treat you like a fart bag bro
     
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  15. Jan 22, 2017 #15
    Monster Carrot

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    I cannot believe this thread is still living.
     
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  16. Jan 23, 2017 #16
    Fork2323

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    Whats your favorite fart? was a running joke with me and my brother as kids and we would ask each other this in public around adults and pretend we didnt know it was wrong.. my answers would be like, banana and peanut butter! They would give stairs and we would snicker as we tried to make up new flavors
     
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  17. Oct 1, 2018 #17
    Ra's Al Ghul

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    Is addiction to fart porn really a thing?
     
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  18. Oct 1, 2018 #18
    Deleted Account

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    Great invention, until then though, you just have to act disgusted after you do it and give someone near you weird looks so everyone thinks they did it lol.
     
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  19. Oct 2, 2018 #19
    u376

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    Spray perfume on their ass....
    So when they fart .... you will be able to tolerate it .... hahahaha
     
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