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My tastes have escalated! Help

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  1. Jan 13, 2018 #1
    tweeby

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    Guys I didn't think I'd be posting this, but I need some help. I was watching Gary Wilsons seminal speech on 'how you can't trust your Johnson'

    Well my tastes and preferences have clearly escalated. When I'm in Starbucks I used to be an English tea kinda guy. Then I moved onto caramel macchiato now I'm dabbling with hot fudge chocolate with golden sprinkles ands whipped cream!

    How long do I have to abstain to get back to normal. If @Deadlihood has any ideas I'm all ears.
     
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  2. Jan 13, 2018 #2
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    There's clearly no hope for you my friend. You're lost forever in the dark jungles of Mordor.
     
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  3. Jan 13, 2018 #3
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    Don't say that! I've been reading about HFCOCD -hot fudge chocolate obsessive compulsive disorder, and being smart I self diagnosed myself with this. What do I do?
     
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    I'm sorry Bro, but you've clearly gone beyond Point-Of-No-Return. You have no other choice but carry on your chosen path...
    But on the positive side, say greetings from me to Gandalf and Jean-Luc Picard when you meet them.
     
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  5. Jan 13, 2018 #5
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    will do. I'll pass them 'The Ring' in the meantime I'm installing K9 on my MacBook to disable any Starbucks wifi zones. Wish me luck!
     
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    I'm afraid Mr. Spock pawned 'The Ring' in Pawn Stars episode 42 and used the money to buy a pink Hello-Kitty jet-ski.
    But at my experience, best way to disable Starbucks WiFi is to go to Dunkin' Donuts. I hope this helps you fight your rainbow-sprinkle-addiction (RSA). Just stay strong and away from macchiato!
     
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  7. Jan 13, 2018 #7
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  8. Jan 13, 2018 #8
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    I can't help but feel like you guys are being satirical. The urges are strong. Never mind I can't trust my Johnson. I can't trust my Suzannas. Which by the way is the name I've coined for my tastebuds.
     
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  9. Jan 13, 2018 #9
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    Is this where you're going to?

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    Once you go black you never go back.

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  11. Jan 13, 2018 #11
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    Could be, admittedly I didn't have my glasses on when I entered the beverage shop. Now my friend was telling me I could join a site called nostarbucks dot com. A place full of other guys who have escalated to a hot chocolate fudge addiction. He said they are ever so helpful because they got the same problems as me. I said isn't that like the blind leading the blind? Shouldn't I see a real therapist. He then laughed at me and asked if I was batshit crazy!!!
     
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    One more thing to add before I kick this habit and start the reboot process. My friend was telling me I should read the coveted Starbucks manual written many years ago by the most esteemed barista 'Manuel' he says chapter two verse 17 it is decreed man should only drink English tea, women and sorority girls must drink caramel macchiato or hot fudge chocolates. But damn guys the caramel Mac is so creamy and is just right in terms of sweetness. Could the manual according to 'Manuel' be wrong???
     
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  13. Jan 13, 2018 #13
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    I only drink water and cider.
     
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    Well I don’t drink tea, caramel macchiatos, or consume hot fudge chocolates. So according to Manuel what does that make me?

    Sheesh, the perpetual paradox that is ancient writings. What does one do confronted with such perplexing questions.
     
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    RIP
     
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    That makes you bi-cappuccino-ual
     
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    If you like nothing you is a-cappuccino-ual
     
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    " You have no more funds in your account. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carls Jr. Carls Jr. Fuck you, I'm eating."
     
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    Jesus christ....I am so sorry for you, thats the worst thing that could happen to someone. Stay strong bro.
     
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    OMG r u guyz in this thread literally taking the literal iced lemon tea??
     
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