How to talk to wamen

hahaha this made me smile How to talk to "wamen" hehe ..good one. You just approach them and talk to them. And then deal with anxiety that comes with it. Every time you handle that anxiety it is much easier to do next time.

 

Tell 'em they got a booger on their cheek.

 

I have no friggin' idea. But I do it anyway and I usually ask them about themselves (and actually remember what they say for the future), compliment their appearance. I get nervous too since I'm not used to just walking up to strangers, but you have to ignore it. Make eye contact. Smile. Try to be funny. Even if your jokes are terrible, if she's laughing or giggling, you're doing fine. Be engaging and expressive. Be genuinely interested in her. Stuff like that.

 

“Excuse me miss, I’m trying to learn how to approach people. Tell me what you think of this approach? ‘Hey there, I saw that book you are holding and was interested in what it’s about. Would you mind sharing a quick synopsis with me?’ How was that?”

Just whatever you do, be genuine. Be brave to hear some critique.

 

For me it usually goes:

Me: "Hey! How are you?"
Her: "I have a boyfriend..."

 

For me it’s:

Me: “Good Morning.”
Her: Evil eye, Death stare, or Totally ignored without a look.

Seems to me nowadays women don’t want men approaching them at all. So now I’ve been avoiding them.

 

Yeah, a lot of them don't. Especially if they're already in a relationship or not interesting in going out with a stranger.

 

I wasn’t thinking about dating just trying to be friendly and start conversations like with males I meet.

We’re always being told just be friendly and nice to the women like we’d be with guys. But women sure do react differently. I just don’t bother with women anymore.

People in general here in California just aren’t friendly anymore.

I sure do miss the ‘80’s. (Sigh)

 

Respect all wamens! *tips fedora while stroking neckbeard*

 

I've met plenty of nice people in California, but okay then.

 

Try eye contact and a nod of your head. That latter shows respect.

 

From here on out, i shall remember to use the word "Wamen" every single time i am referring to a woman, may it be singular or plural.

Wamen are awesome creatures.
My wamen will be tied to the kitchen.
Wamen have an amazing, nurturing energy.
Wamen should always moan with a smile when we touch them. We like the lie.
My wamen should never be left alone with a credit card that isn't her own. Not even with her own.
Wamen would never say one thing but mean something else.
Wamen are the yin to our yang.

 

Wamen! What am I missing?

 

Wamen