Dumb things my “Porn Brain” says or Pathetic things the addict says

Discussion in 'Porn Addiction' started by KL204, Jan 11, 2018.

  1. KL204

    KL204 Fapstronaut

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    Ever notice that some of the tactics your brain uses to get you to PMO or edge are kind of dumb and pathetic? Ever have the most outrageous thoughts that your PMO addicted brain tries to convince you are not only good ideas but helpful and well thought out? Please share!
    It’s helpful to realize that a lot of the thoughts we have are not our active thoughts but more the addict in us fighting for life! I hope that we can find strength and courage to fight another day(and get a few laughs) as we get them out in the open.
    I’ll start...

    Me: (on my longest and best streak ever) man, it would have been cool if I had started journaling at the beginning. I’d love to reflect on how far I’ve come.

    Porn Brain (PB): that’s a good idea! We should look at porn all night so we can start again and document the journey!!
     
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  2. KL204

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    Me: man it’s hard to focus at work today. My brain is really going through something right now

    PB: that sucks, you should look at porn AT work so you can focus and work better!
     
  3. KL204

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    PB: NoFap is uncomfortable “down there”. You should PMO so your junk isn’t so tense!
     
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  4. noonoon

    noonoon Fapstronaut

    PB:. You should check to see if there is anything you shouldn't see ... Just in case.
    This can apply to internet searches, magazines, girls walking down the street, etc.
     
  5. Marcus Aurelius

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    PB: Hey! You've never fapped to x before. It would be a shame to never try it!
     
  6. Gnathan

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    just go on search on escorts ads....and on their twitter accounts....but thats it...after that close the internet and be done with it...

    (even though the brain and I know that 100% of my relapse begins like that....watch escorts ads....then visit their twitter...search through many escorts until finding an explicit vid they posted...then that leads to porn)
     
  7. Vulkan

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    PB: Your streak is still quite short and my lust for the xyz-category is not satisfied. Fap now, when you saw everything, it will be easy.
    Me: The abyss can never be satisfied. Good women don´t want pathetic fappers.
     
  8. ac1909

    ac1909 Fapstronaut

    Me: I want a girlfriend and future wife to be someone who i can have a strong emotional connection with, be myself around, motivate me, and love me for who i am.

    PB: I want a girlfriend who is physically everything that i watched in porn! Why dont we go see what that looks like again?

    OMG this is th most fristrating battle in my head ill twll you. i can type countless others but i HATE how i feel like i need to have a smoking hot girlfriend to be happy. Screw what porn did to me. It morivates me to keep going
     
  9. Immature

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    PB: Some of your favorite porn sites are probably offering you a discount if you'll sign-up again - let's check the spam folder!

    Me: (looked at 3 porn pics - reset 1/1/2018)
     
  10. noonoon

    noonoon Fapstronaut

    PB after 70 days nofap:. What does it matter if you just click on that ad? It doesn't mean anything. Just go explore for a few minutes.

    Me:. Heart racing ever faster, and beginning to feel sick to my stomach - "That kinda makes sense."

    We're both dumb assess.
     
  11. Marcus Aurelius

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    Me: Maybe I should do some research on how porn effects the brain.

    PB: Nothing like some field work!
     
  12. Me: (on my longest and best streak ever) man, it would have been cool if I had started journaling at the beginning. I’d love to reflect on how far I’ve come.

    Porn Brain (PB): that’s a good idea! We should look at porn all night so we can start again and document the journey!!


    :D so true
     
  13. KL204

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    Yup! Good call on the categories one. That’s what my pb always says too
     
  14. KL204

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    *wife says something slightly irritating*

    PB: what a bitch, lets go PMO
     
  15. KL204

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    *opens up the internet and hands instinctively hover over the letters p o r*

    PB: oh you’re on the internet, you must be here for porn!
     
  16. iRebootMyself

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    Me: sex and porn are not essential to live.
    PB: yeah right, you see that woman over there, i know you want to rip her clothes off to satisfy your needs that are not essential huh, but you can't, but what you can do is to go back to porn and live the fantasy.
     
  17. KL204

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    PB: oh you’re feeling mad/hungry/sad/tired/happy/frustrated/motivated etc ?

    You should medicate/cope/stress release/ celebrate by PMOing
     
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  19. thorswrath32

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    PB: I can do it today because i'm quitting tomorrow

    PB (the following day) I'll start on the 1st of the month, that way it's easier to remember how long i've stopped for

    PB (the following month) but it's my day off work

    PB wait a minute? i don't have a gf so i'm allowed to watch as much porn as i want, otherwise i'll just go crazy and my :emoji_snake: will fall off

    All excuses
     
  20. kropo82

    kropo82 Fapstronaut

    PB: You do not seem weak enough to give in to porn yet. Let's just stay up another hour watching shit on TV until you are ready to cave in.
     

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