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*equips monster hunting gear*
Let’s do this
Hold on, think about life and how far you've come...
And beat this FCKING MONSTER URGE! You can do this! I know it!
Yoga pants were everywhere today...it’s been killing me all day long.
Summer is coming...Fck yeah...
But hey...Don't think about it! >~<
*sends fur coats and burlap sacks*
That's what we need! @letter
On a realistic note..lol
I’ve found visualization techniques to be helpful. I’ve got a vivid imagination right? So I can watch scenes like movies in my head.
Girl with yoga pants shows up? I’m like, “Girl, you’re gonna have to go. Don’t make me show you how much I don’t want you here v_v”
In my mind, I’m more powerful than millions of girls in yoga pants.
You can be too. Just find awesome ways to send them out. It feels good :D
same but I'm just doing my all to fight it. Better to be uncomfortable now for a few hours max then days if i relapsed. Keep fighting.
More powerful than millions of girls in yoga pants!!!!????!?!
I’m not even more powerful than one...lol
Hang in there, Tiger!
Ignore the urges, they will pass. Keep fight!
Hmm a cold shower might help?
Maybe picture some Tigers in yoga pants to begin with? It’s a double whammy! :o
Tigers are weaker in yoga pants, and through uppercutting them you’ll gain strength in the yoga pants department
I'm sorry you boys have to live that... I really think we girls should dress less tight but feminists will kill me if I say that out loud... As for me you will never see me in leggings in the street, I just hate them so much >.<
Wow really @Eleanor ? A female that hates yoga pants!?
Thx @Eleanor :) may you be safe from the wrath of the feminists
Hey @Tiger uppercut! Wanna come live with me in the woods? There won’t be any tigers to uppercut tho, but there are all kinds of moose and bears and wolves!
At this point I’d love to, letter. Us Muay Thai fighters love to kick trees with our shins.
I’m sure with the fighting spirit to shin kick trees, out in a spot free from temptations, you’d be over this in no time.
Our surroundings really do make this so much tougher eh?
They sure do. At least they did today. A man can only be so strong, ya know? Anyway...whatever...how is everyone else doing?
Yes @Tiger uppercut! I hate yoga pants! I just have 1 and it's because I used them in high school for a group dance for Gym evaluation, and all girls wanted that shit so I had to accept. They're not that tight anyway, they're the looser I could find them, and I don't use them often because I don't like to be oogled all over the street 7-7
Wow. Well I find it awesome that you think outside the box so much. :) You’re very mindful of yourself as well as others.
You're welcome @letter, and thanks for the good vibes :)
Indeed. A recent study determined that those who do best with temptations are the ones who avoid them the most. They really can wear ya down.
I’m just happy to be here chilling with my bud. Passing the time does help eh?
:) It really does. I’m a very lucky dude to have such caring friends.
Ooh!! I want to try an experiment with you, if you’re up for it? The music for Mario is designed to get stuck in your head. Soooo....
Want to give that a try and see if Mario can chase yoga away?
Lol. I don’t even have to listen to it to get it stuck in my head. The warp zone theme always gets me.
@Eleanor Thanks for the follow! I thought we were doing that already? Shows how much i lose track of things.
I thought so too! Don't worry, I'm pretty distracted most of the time, I haven't noticed either :b
Yes, Mario is very effective. One day I want to get an old school boombox and blast Mario while doing a dancing walk downtown. Ofc, dressed up as Mario
Why? Because it would be exceedingly ridiculous
I would pay money to see that.
How much? :3 lololol
We could hit up NYC! Get a bunch of us together...Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Princess Peach...then we all dance walk around with a bunch of signs that say “yoga pants are evvviiiilll” :D
Lol. I’m so there. I call dibs on Luigi!
I call dibs on Yoshi :)
NYC won’t know what hit ‘em
We'll occupy all streets and super glue ourselves at the garment district in NYC
There’s a pun in there somewhere Newie, but I’m afraid I’d have to fabric’ate it :D
What would we do after we super glue ourselves? It seems you have hatched the master plot on this one :o
Fabric'ate nice and clever! I dunno you take it from there you're the protest organizer :)
I guess we are 'stuck' for now
We all sit down around a campfire made of burning yoga pants, bonded impossibly to each other with superglue. We start signing kumbaya, and our voices mingle in a most beautiful way. Somehow the song is both happy, sad and peaceful all at once. It is layered with many deep emotions.
The people hear us and are so moved that they bring us all their yoga pants and add them to the fire. We sing for 40 days straight, and when we are done it is only because there are no yoga pants left on planet earth.
I'm liking this possible scenario :)
You’re imagination alone is the ultimate urge killer, letter. Lol...you’re a godsend.
On my own, my imagination can drive away a million yoga pants. But with our imaginations combined, we have driven away all the yoga pants :o
This is a miraculous discovery!
I’m all too glad to lend you this help :) I have so much fun with this!! :D
All those years of being a space-cadet paid off v_v
Hang in there buddy. You will make it:)
Hope you're feeling better by now Mr. Cool Rock Star
It’s definitely gone down a few notches. I must keep my guard up though.
Yes, I trust you will. Good night Tiger, I'm planning on going to church tomorrow so I'm signing out. Thanks for sharing your song with us :)
Night, Newie. Thank you for all your support. It’s priceless. Have a great Easter Sunday :)
Thanks, likewise :D
Eat something very sweet. Or just sleep. Can't sleep? Go outside. Or go for a ride (alone) with your fav songs.