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*Walks back*
I hate alcohol!

What do we do with the magic beans?

I don't have a clue...
My luck is notoriously bad. ..

*takes magic beans, puts in a slow cooker, makes a magic casserole*

*in a flash of white light, @HARP appears at a local wedding. Two young cute elfs are getting married, their hopes and dreams all bound in this most magical of days. Harp grabs the bouquet and shreds it to pieces... *

"Thanks kids. Need some stalks for the casserole. Oh, is that cake?"

*Points to the magnificent three tier wedding cake it took the bride's family four months to make. The groom, wide-eyed and fearful, nods, terrified.*

"Well, we're having pudding tonight!"

*HARP grabs the cake and vanishes*

*Sets the meal on the table, ready for the fairy to return and hangs a banner printed in 'Comicsans'...

WELCOME HOME, @DeFaerie!
From Harp.
Not Floof nor Noodle. THEY didn't care. But Harp... Cares.

(the banner goes twice round the room) *

*Harp rubs his hands in glee, as he thinks of the kudos he will earn from the fairy. Perhaps enough for her to grant him his secret wish?*

You forget about my coupon for 5 tonnes of Chocolate...

*steals coupon and writes on the back...

"A present from Harp and 100% NOT @MuscularSherlockHolmes. Definitely not. All Harp."

... Then leaves it beside the meal. Cackles with evil pleasure, but covers it up by changing it into a cough.*

God is watching!
He'll tell Dapple.. No worries homie

DeFaerie will *NEVER* know!! And I alone will harness the power of the fairy for my own ends! Mwhahahahaha!
(OOC - Well, *someone* had to play the baddie. Floof is too handsome and Moonie is like Link from Zelda. So... Who ya gonna call?)

*scared to the extent that he decides to eat 3 big cups of ice cream in one sitting*

HARPIE! *banishes my staff and bonks you in the head... Then hugs you* No be baddie. But... *looks around at all the yummies and coupon* Thanks for all the gifts. You get many many kudos. *winks*

Damn... Nice Fairy... Good Fairy... And Hungry Fairy is back...
Cool...

I see you @HARP

https://goo.gl/images/R68Lrn

Yes @MuscularSherlockHolmes, I am stringing you all along! :)

@DeFaerie - your blow to my head has made me become good. I repent sincerely. I pay for the elf couple to have a honeymoon in Las Vegas with a twenty-two tiered cake. I repay MSH the cash value of his coupon and apologise profusely. On the way to your grotto, I heal Bambi's mother.

I have changed...
Thank you, wise fairy.

All this time, my secret wish...
was just to be LOVED!!!!
*sobs*

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