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Can you gain lost nutrition from masturbation by swallowing your semen?

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by Sjoerddegraaf, Apr 12, 2019.

  1. Sjoerddegraaf

    Sjoerddegraaf New Fapstronaut

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    I masturbated five times and I swallowed my semen four times. I read you lose a lot of nutrition by masturbating. Can you regain it by swallowing your semen?
     
  2. Definitely but that's really basic stuff. If you want to experience the true power of sexual transmutation, you must ingest other people's energy as well. They sell semen online but by the time it reaches your door it loses a lot of its nutritional and energetic potency. It's much better to get it as close to the source as possible. First off, start adding animal testicles to your diet. You can get one pound of bull testicles, the best nutritional-value-per-quotient, for only 19.99 + shipping. You can also get animal semen from your closest farm that does breeding but it can get VERY expensive, 1000s per barrel. You want to ingest at least 200 ml but up to 2 liters of animal semen per day. But be sure to still get enough water although you can drink slightly less than 8 cups per day if you are also ingesting semen. Many people also store their animal semen wrong and keep it in a regular refrigerator. By far it's better to store it in an ice chest filled with DRY ice and keep it below 0 degrees Fahrenheit, as low as possible, and only de-thaw the semen right before ingestion. But you can even make semen popsicles which is actually the most efficient way to consume store-bought semen. Make sure that you use organic popsicle sticks though because standard popsicle sticks might contain chemicals that reduce the sperm count which defeats the purpose.

    But you're losing out on approximately 48.67% by using animals - human semen is far better to reach the apex of human achievement. There's an app called Grindr which you can use to get it fresh from the source. I'd recommend getting a few phones with different accounts to maximize your potential. Also sign up for Tinder and OK Cupid and really any dating app that you can find. You might want to get an assistant to help you set up appointments, too. You'll want to spend as much time doing this as possible. Less dating, more sucking. Preferably advertise a blow-and-go anonymous glory hole in your apartment and stack appointments 15 minutes apart. You will want to practice with a banana and cucumber first to ensure that you can finish these men in less than 5 minutes each because you might need to spend some time during each appointment saying hi and cleaning up. Some true gurus have even set up people outside to manage the line and fluff upcoming appointments for maximum time efficiency.

    Basically, nothing is better for nutrition than getting it DIRECTLY from the source. Ideally you want to get at least 10 of these sessions in per day, preferably way more - really there is no maximum amount if you train your mouth muscles. I've heard of people who spend 14+ hours a day pursuing true sexual self mastery through this method. Don't take days off but if you have to travel, bring your cucumber and banana along with you to exercise your mouth while you can during the drive/plane ride/whatever. If you ingest enough semen you don't have to worry about STDs since the sheer power of semen will create immunity for the body - herpes can't handle the sheer transmutive force of a person who ingests a gallon of semen per day.

    Enjoy the superpowers. Maybe you can become the most powerful person ever. Who knows what is possible? Keep us updated.
     
  3. brilliantidiot

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    are you joking
     
  4. Roffelaar

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  5. You're the expert, you tell us. Actually, never mind.
     
  6. brilliantidiot

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    ok I read the post again and that was a dumb question
     
  7. Theguywiththething

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  8. I feel like @Alexander is becoming more and more savage over time
     
  9. hardowner

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLL...
     
  10. Wayne Kest

    Wayne Kest Fapstronaut

    Alex snapped like Thanos wowe
     
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  11. I know this is trolling, but please don't be real...please
     
  12. Breach

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    Wtf did I read
     
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  13. EthanW.

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    Best Alex Jones impression ever.
     
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  14. Infinite spirit

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    WTF !?!!!!
    He is serious or trolling ?!!
     
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  15. I know id be savage if i had to deal with all the crazy people he deals with on a daily basis. And in my opinion the original post deserved what it got. What kind of sick question is that? I mean really guys, where do people come up with this stuff
     
  16. Lol, that was priceless :p
     
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  17. I agree
     
  18. Priceless! :D:rolleyes:
     
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  19. Hahahah
    I totally spit out the milk I was drinking when I read this.... died.

    For real though, I feel a little bad though because the guy who asked is probably really young and doesn’t know better. Come on guys, we have all asked the girls the question... “what does it taste like? Or with the new age philosophies about retention...am I missing out on some serious superhuman abilities here?? .. hey the girls are all doing it...”

    Sardonic, to the t. I loved it lol, buttttt some of the non-native English speakers will surely miss the sarcasm and hyperbole of the tone ... these are higher thinking skills. But you can probably get them if you ingest enough “top shelf” sperm.

    I recall the girls at my high school always spit not swallow because they thought it was like a protein shake and nobody wanted The extra calories... assuredly the urban legend persists today... amiright???
     
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  20. LEPAGE

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    Do people not eat sandwiches anymore? I swear this is the third such thread I've seen here in as many weeks.
     

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