Anybody done Satanic masturbation, I mean meditation?

I did, Don't do it. It was a ''infernal lizard mediitatoin'' it brings extremley bad luck the night i listened to it demons started attacking me, trust in jesus christ and stay away from THAT!

 

Lol! I'm wondering if this thread will get even more hilarious

 

Not sure about you, but I have got to try this "infernal lizard mediitatoin" [sic]. Sounds relaxing! Would you recommend 10 minutes per day?

 

why not

 

It might not be a joke but it's funny either way.

 

Is that a joke too?

I'm having a hard time keeping track of who is trolling in this thread. I strongly suspect that everyone is but who knows. Keep the quality posts coming, people!

 

Must the lizard be 'infernal' or would just a regular one suffice?

 

So you strongly suspect that you're a troll

 

Christ, yes! I mean maybe.

I will respond on his/her behalf. A red lizard should suffice in lack of the conventional, i.e. infernal, lizard. You can make it feel infernal by setting it on fire.

 

'Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk..'. Tom Waits.